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It's Jackson Claude and we're your host.

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We'll start your day off, Swirlie. It's the toast. I sound amazing.

Welcome back to The Toast and happy Wednesday. And boy, if there ever was a hump day, that humpty

dumpty sat on a motherfucking wall, bitch. Hey, Jacks, how you doing? Why is it such a hump day for you?

As you desecrate the nursery rhyme. I have to climb a mountain today. That's a hump. Like, we have an insane fucking episode. Oh, we do. Historic episode. We do. You know what? I'm in Dallas, by the way. If you're watching us a video, you're like, where is she? Who is she? where has she been Serena? I'm in Dallas. And who is she? And who is she? She's Jacks.

And who is she with?

She's glad. you're like, where is she? Who is she? Where has she been? Serena. I'm in Dallas. And who is she?

And who is she? She's Jacks. And who is she with? She's cloth. Yeah. And we're like so transatlantic continental. Oh my God. Every day is every night a different town. That's literally the show. You never know where we're going to podcast from next. And that's why we're always bringing new and interesting perspectives because we travel. Yeah, she's Texas. We're well traveled.

So. She's choosing Texas. I can tell. I'm in Dallas for the holiday and so many things, so many things, cojourner.

I have to tell you. This is also our last episode of the week, mind you, tomorrow, tonight starts

the sacred holiday of Passover. So honestly, Amanda West's turt little statement couldn't have come at a better time. Yes, except I knew I was recording this episode from Dallas and there's a time change here. And the only studio time I could get here is like 8 a.m. Dallas time. And I've not been feeling well. So I was like, you know what? If I can make it to Wednesday, make it to Dallas. Like maybe I'll just have like Ben fill in for me on Wednesday and

phone in. And then the minute I saw her statement yesterday, I was like, fuck, I have to do the toast. Yeah. I have to do the toast today. Yeah, we have to do the toast today. We also have dear So I woke up at 6.15 after a sleepless night with all three children in our room.

Heaven.

It was actually a... I woke up at 6.15 after a sleepless night with all three children in our room.

Heaven.

It was actually adorable.

But the whole time I'm like, I have to just like get up and go to work.

Big day.

But there's a lot to get up and go to work for today.

But I also have to tell you, co-jurner, I did something crazy this morning.

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