Good morning girlies, it's the toast.

It's Jackson Claude and we're your host.

It's your favorite show, the fast-five things you need to know.

We'll start your day off, Swirlie. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast. Happy Tuesday, or should I say, welcome back to the frames. That's right. The motherfucking frames are back. I'm back in New York City. It's transatlantic thirst once again. I can't believe it. I feel like everyone is going to be shocked.

Take a minute, process it. Have a seat. I'm getting divorced. We're not together in Florida anymore.

It just happened just like that. Claudia's back in New York. I'm here. It's so crazy to be

pen pals again. I know. Okay. Let me tell you I'm in hell. Okay, good.

So I come back to the studio.

The studio that I once loved,

and I forgot about, like,

I forgot about this studio. Do you know what I mean? I forgot that, like, we don't have air. I have to, like, call the handyman. I forgot, I left this place, like, seriously to die. I just know for a fact that a mouse has been here.

Like I can just feel his presence.

So yeah, I have got to get the contractor, the external. for a fact that a mouse has been here. Like I can just feel his presence.

So yeah, I have got to get the contractor, the exterminator.

Like I kind of just let this place rot in the middle of winter.

And I just know a certain mouse had an amazing winter on my Mickey Couture blankets.

There was no air conditioning.

I just know he sought refuge here. I hope he had a good time. but you better sit down for this. You're getting evicted, bitch. Time's up. So I forgot like about that. But other than that I'm so happy to be home. I forgot that I like low-key moved into a pargy apartment. Like I'm back, back in the New York room.

How's the city that never sleeps?

I came back at such a great time.

I really slayed what I did just accidentally skipping one of the worst winters of all time.

Blizzard after blizzard after blizzard.

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