Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe/Garlic Is As Good As Ten Mothers

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! Or should I say, hola bebés? Lisa shares some stories from her Zoom Spanish class, which is taught by quite the bromista (prankster in Spanish, according to Google). Emily had a little scare with her dog Alan, but he is totally fine. On Chunch Chat, the only segment about Martha Stewart's horse Banchunch in the entire world of podcasting, we try to figure out if Martha soft launched a boyfriend? On Wiki of the Week, we have a rare double feature! We read the Wikipedia pages for "Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe" and "Garlic Is as Good as Ten Mothers," which are both shorts by documentary filmmaker Wes Blank.

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know
0:26.2	hello babies welcome to baby geniuses'm Emily. I'm Lisa and this is an incredibly focused
0:37.1	podcast that absolutely knows what it is. You could put it on while you're studying or writing to help you
0:45.2	focus as well. Especially if you're studying for the baby genius's final
0:50.3	exam which is coming. It's coming. It's been years in the making. You've had plenty of time to bone up.
0:58.4	Just even the thought of that makes me sweat.
1:00.8	I've been taking this Spanish class over Zoom for a year now, just wild. Am I good
1:10.4	at Spanish now? No, not at all. Not even a little bit. But I continue to take it and you know it's sort of a structured group class and I keep you know re-upping it because it goes for like eight weeks and the first time I was in it the teacher is like okay so we're doing the test today and I brought in you know these professors from UCLA who are going to administer the test and I was like whoa what the fuck and I was so nervous and he like he's like okay
1:35.3	so they're gonna come in and he gets up and like walks away you know on Zoom and then
1:40.1	he comes back and he's like well well, they couldn't make it, so I'll be doing it.
1:47.0	And it was just like a thing that was in the book and the answers were literally right there and it wasn't graded or anything and then
1:54.0	afterwards we just discuss our answers I was like oh okay you just got a heart
1:58.6	attack for no reason just a complete heart attack. Oh God, he's a prankster.
2:07.0	Sounds like it.
2:12.0	What's the word for prankster in Spanish? Oh my gosh I don't know I should find out and then tell him he is one. One time I just drew a comic about this but, he was like,
2:22.7	does anyone know the answer for this?
2:24.4	We were doing like double object pronouns,
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