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Am I the Genius?

Were you ever the Cause of a "RULE CHANGE" in your Life?

Am I the Genius?

amithejerk.com

Education, Self-improvement

4.6769 Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2024

⏱️ 22 minutes

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0:00.0

People who are the reason for certain rules. What is your story? Former co-workers of mine.

0:05.1

Contracted employees have a maximum amount of time that they can work each week.

0:09.2

Company pushed a lot of 60-plus-year-old employees into retirement via a benefits change.

0:13.8

A bunch of those who retired re-signed on as contracted hourly workers and started making more money than they had before they retired.

0:20.8

Checking idea at work when we have parties that contain alcohol used to be an honor system

0:25.2

until a newly hired person under 21 drank too much and vomited in the hallway.

0:30.4

Screw the honor system. My liver needs alcohol. Hey, you're ruining it for the rest of us.

0:36.1

They banned doing handstands at my primary school

0:38.1

because we used to play the game where you'd sing a song and go up into a handstand and when I went

0:42.5

up, for some reason, my arm just gave way and I landed on my shoulder and broke my collarbone.

0:47.3

I saw my old teacher a few weeks ago and apparently that's the handstand story equivalent

0:51.6

of the boy who swung back on his chair and cracked his head open.

0:54.6

Oh, God, that reminds me of how in primary school I used to swing back and forth on my chair

0:58.5

until one day one of my best friends at the time, like, actually cracked his head open on the corner of a table behind him.

1:05.3

And he left a big old pool of blood there.

1:07.8

It was awful.

1:08.8

There was also a guy who slipped on a banana peel, like

1:11.3

legitimately slipped on a freaking banana peel and fell down stone steps and they had to get

1:17.2

like paramedics in or something. When I was going into sixth grade, my family was moving to a new

1:21.6

town. In order to prevent myself and my brother from having to go through the hassle of moving

1:25.6

and to alleviate some of their stress,

1:27.6

my parents decided to send us to sleepaway camp for six weeks. My brother, two years older,

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