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U Up?

Were Ross and Rachel On A Break?

U Up?

Betches

Relationships, Sexuality, Society & Culture, Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.714.8K Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2018

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

J and J are back. With the holiday in their rearview, they wonder, is Thanksgiving Eve the best night of the year to hookup? At 10:15 they discuss their first classic rom-com scenario breaking down the iconic Ross/Rachel break argument from “Friends.” At 29:45 they dive into their weird sexual encounter of the week which features a blowjob, weed infused honey, and a slice of buffalo chicken pizza. At 42:50 a listener writes in wondering if she’s giving off a vibe to married men that she’s mistress material. At 56:10 a listener writes in wondering how to handle a problem with ED after a pivotal first sexual encounter with a new girlfriend. At 109:40 they play red flag or deal breaker including: “their dad is their roommate during the week,” “they insist on recording all dates or outings on insta stories starting with “hey everyone” to their 103 followers,” and “they frequently get into fights on facebook in the comments of popular videos.” Thanks to our sponsors! Leesa- Get $150 off the Leesa mattress + a free pillow at leesa.com/UUP Lola- For 40% off all subscriptions, visit mylola.com and enter UUP when you subscribe! Ritual- Visit ritual.com/UUP to start your ritual today Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:26.0

That's F-A-U-X-P-A-S.

0:30.9

Hello and welcome back to the U-Up Podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham.

0:34.7

And I am Jared Freed. It is so good to be back here with you, Jordana.

0:40.2

It's amazing. This podcast.

0:43.7

It's people are in. It's doing things.

0:46.0

It's doing things to me.

0:47.4

Oh, I was thinking about it actually,

0:49.4

because today is November 28th and last week was Thanksgiving.

0:53.2

And last time we recorded was Thanksgiving Eve.

0:56.4

Do you feel, I feel like when I think about the best night to

0:59.5

to hook up with someone, I feel like that might be Thanksgiving Eve.

1:02.4

Thanksgiving Eve is a Halloween.

1:04.2

You're saying Halloween.

1:05.4

Halloween. Halloween is a good night.

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