Wendy's: FIGURE IT OUT %% Wendy's Jalapeno Ranch Burger and Sweet & Sour Sauce

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2026

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Our Heroes know the Pretzel Pub isn't back yet but the first thing eliminated in the Bring It Back Bracket is back so we have to try it. Oh they didn't give us any Sweet & Sour? And the chickens burned? But is the jalapeno ranch burger good at least? Hmmm... we see. We see how Wendy's is now. This is no holds barred. 25% off EVERYTHING at the 100% Eat Store through Memorial Day?! https://100percenteat.store If you become a 100% Fan at ANY POINT in May, you may win the chance to be a cuck! Sign up now at Patreon.com/100percenteat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to 100% Eat, the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. You probably do. I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co-host. Jordan Swears, Jordan, how are you? I'm so hot. Just give it a second. Okay. You got pop-ups? Pop-ups? Yeah, you said so much popped up. That's what you just said. Oh. when I opened, when I opened the app, it was like,
0:21.2	Oh, get started. Yeah. Confirm your utility. Would you like to take the tour now? Because I have, skip, skip, skip. I haven't used the Google Home app since, uh, when did we install the nest? When was that episode? Not today. It's been a little while. It wasn't today. Dude, I feel it immediately. Wow, it's blowing right on me.
0:38.1	It beautifully kicked on. Wow.
0:39.9	And you started the episode on your phone and nobody cared. I know. He was, man. Hang on. Oh! Oh, look at that! Yeah! Whoa. I thought I was going to hit you in the face. I thought it was going to be I thought I was going to hit you and then if I tried to grab it I would punch you in the face by accident
0:57.6	so I just let it was. I found it. Wow. That would have been. Where was it? In the garage. It was in the garage. I was it in the garage. I was it in the garage. It's okay. I'm not worried about it. already is. How the garage? Yeah. Why did it? No, no, no.
1:12.2	I know she did.
1:13.7	Why did she do it?
1:15.0	Is that just how she puts yourself? She just took it out of the car.
1:16.2	She's like, what's this?
1:16.8	I said, I think that's Michael's. Okay. And she just put it down. And she went to you. car was in the garage.
1:21.8	Yeah, I parked the one car in the garage.
1:23.1	That makes so much more sense, though.
1:24.1	Yeah.
1:24.4	Than saying, I'm going to take this to the garage.
1:26.5	Yeah.
1:26.7	Oh, no.
1:27.5	Right.
1:27.7	Well, you never said that.
1:29.4	I didn't think about it.
1:31.2	Dude. sense though. Yeah. Than saying, I'm going to take this to the garage. Yeah. Oh, no. Right.
1:27.7	Well, you never said that.
1:29.4	I didn't think about it.
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