The Way Home to Cars - Burger King Ride Along

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Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2026

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Drew didn't stick around but Our Heroes are headed back to the old Rooster Teeth office to record this week's episode. Poor Nick is suckin cup and getting it everywhere. It's all over the restaurant and Eric's car. Just like the food. Happy anniversary! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This is the way.
0:02.4	The way home. Yeah, well. Old home. The way to where we're going. We did it. Rehome. We're going to go hang out with Drew Safflin. Oh, no. He was thrilled to see it. His imagination. Well, I mean, probably because I wasn't there. Oh, it's been it. Yeah, the one he wanted to talk to do. He was just like, the whole gang's not here?
0:23.5	Not worth it. Well, I mean, probably because I wasn't there. Oh, it's been hit. Yeah, the one he wanted to talk to.
0:21.4	He was just like, the whole gang's not here?
0:23.4	Not worth it.
0:24.4	Yeah. It's kind of, we're kind of an all or nothing. Yeah. It was only 75% 100% of it. Yeah, we're kind of an all or nothing deal. Except if you are Drew and want to split us up and send us in two cars. Or maybe he stuffed us into one small car.
0:37.6	I think I'm starting to figure out why he didn't talk to it.
0:39.6	Why?
0:40.6	Why? I think I'm starting to... Or maybe he stuffed us into one small car. I think I'm starting to figure out why he didn't talk to him.
0:40.3	Why? Why?
0:42.3	He doesn't watch this.
0:44.3	He doesn't know.
0:45.3	I mean, he knows. He's medalist.
0:47.3	Oh, yeah.
0:48.3	Are you guys excited for the new Wopper?
0:51.3	Anyway, so Drew...
0:53.3	I was really hoping they would be quiet longer. I was just really ready to just sit on that one. I told Eric inside, I was like, dude, I'm like, it's so upsetting. Like, I'm so hungry. Like, it's a real food. I'm really just like, want to eat this because I'm so hungry and it's unfortunate it is it could harm us
1:12.5	i was thinking that too oh you want to cough up some dough for the fuck no yeah hi no we're good
1:18.7	sorry thank you all right no thank you he's got tickets no he's got tickets though no thank
1:23.5	you give me a shake hey do you want greg do you like grogoo do you like grogoo you want Grogoo? Do you like Grogoo? Come on down to Grogu town.
1:29.3	Do you like Grogu?
1:30.3	Do you like Grogoo?
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