Well-Hung Walls and Waterlogged Balls
The Luxury Podcast
Audio Always
4.9 • 867 Ratings
🗓️ 25 September 2025
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan run through the alarms, smoke screens and panic rooms that make one's system thoroughly secure. Plus, the two weigh in on when it's appropriate to complain in public, and how to cope with other people's inferior hygiene habits.
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| 0:28.3 | checkout. Teas and C's apply. The weather. Tomorrow, expect a? Biting cold front. Hmm, how naughty. I wonder |
| 0:36.5 | what I'll be wearing or taking off. |
| 0:39.3 | The night will be wild and untamed. |
| 0:41.4 | Expect heavy, lashing rain that'll soak you to the skin. |
| 0:45.2 | By Monday, temperatures will rise, |
| 0:47.3 | slowly but surely reaching their peak in the afternoon. |
| 0:51.4 | Not in the mood for miserable weather? |
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| 1:04.8 | Hello and welcome to the luxury podcast. My name's Jonathan Vernon Smith and with me is William Hansen. This is the podcast that helps you live a more luxury life. |
| 1:19.8 | Jonathan and I are here to help you create the everyday moments of luxury that make life worth living whatever your budget. |
| 1:24.8 | So welcome to another bonus episode of the luxury podcast, where William and I trade tips |
| 1:30.1 | and stories from our own luxury lifestyles, as well as delving into our lovely great big mail sacks. |
| 1:37.4 | William, since we spoke yesterday, how's your week been? |
| 1:41.4 | It's been good. |
| 1:42.0 | I am inching ever closer to making sure my perimeter is never breached unknowingly. |
| 1:47.8 | Thank goodness for that. |
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