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improv4humans with Matt Besser

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improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2018

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

Bobby Moynihan, Dan Lippert, and Betsy Sodaro join Matt Besser for this weeks improv4humans! A singer gets pulled out of retirement to perform a song about her greatest tragedy, a botched visit by the Men In Black has a long-lasting impact, and a boy with two pee holes learns how to use his gift. Plus, a flat-Earther finds himself in a world he never knew existed, and a special Case Closed with a Trump shithole defender leads to a scene about a whole economy based around making one building as tall as possible. This episode is sponsored by SeatGeek (code: IMPROV).

Transcript

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0:00.0

There's no need to argue anymore I gave all I could but it left me so sore

0:24.0

The thing that makes me mad is the one thing that I had I knew I knew I'd lose you

0:39.0

They'll always be special to me, special to me

0:49.0

Welcome to improv for humans a very mellow opening to this week's show and we know why

0:55.0

And on the day that Dolores died and I was a huge fan

0:59.0

Dan Lippertier, Betsy Siddharro, Bobby Moynihan, welcome

1:05.0

Hello, hello

1:08.0

You know people are tweeting out stuff there are IPs as you do with artists that you respect

1:13.0

And I noticed Brett tweets out something our sound engineer sounds like you were fine with it

1:23.0

I didn't know you were I'm paraphrasing but it was very it was it was a backhanded RIP

1:37.0

Do you know what you said exactly let you say what you said do you remember

1:42.0

Yeah, I did not intend it to be a backhand but I could see it that way

1:47.0

I said something about it was just my honest history with the cranberry

1:54.0

If you guys found it, yeah I need exact word

1:56.0

It was something about I never really at the time I didn't like the zombie song but I liked all the other ones

2:04.0

I was saying I secretly like all the other

2:07.0

Why do we need to hear what we didn't like on the day she died

2:11.0

Can you just say what you like?

2:16.0

It wouldn't be honest if I did if I didn't say that

2:20.0

That's what we should say

2:22.0

If you had less characters would you broke would you have broken that up into two tweets

2:26.0

Just so you made sure by nose that you didn't like zombie

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