K.Flay and the Sexy Talk Cafe

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2018

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Musical guest and Grammy nominee K.Flay joins improvisers Eugene Cordero, Paul F. Tompkins, Seth Morris & Matt Besser for this weeks improv4humans! K.Flay performs songs off her latest album Every Where Is Some Where that inspire scenes about a cafe where people tell their sex stories, a gargoyle who cant turn to stone, and a BDSM sub who cant be pleasured by jerks. Plus, girls night gets ruined by a tag-along boyfriend and a narrator gets sent into homes to accompany one of the first TV shows. This episode is sponsored by Squarespace (code: IMPROV) and MVMT Watches.

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0:00.0	The old saying, if you put a thousand chickens in a room, can they improvise a good scene?
0:26.0	We'll find out today.
0:27.0	One of the chickens name is Eugene.
0:30.0	How are you doing?
0:31.0	I'm good, man.
0:32.0	Checking it out.
0:34.0	Right?
0:37.0	That's the saying, too, right?
0:39.0	Checking it out?
0:40.0	No.
0:41.0	Do you lay eggs or...
0:43.0	I didn't ask if you were a hen...
0:45.0	Oh, no, I came first.
0:47.0	Excuse me?
0:48.0	I came first.
0:49.0	That wasn't my question.
0:51.0	Oh.
0:52.0	You get a lion.
0:53.0	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:54.0	I'm a chicken or an egg, and I say, I'm definitely a chicken.
0:58.0	Mine was, are you a hen or a rooster?
1:00.0	Oh, I'm a rooster.
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