So, all right, let's get started. Welcome to another episode of Welcome to the Party, pal. I am your host, Mike Nellis, joined as always by my co-host, not my sidekick Joe Walsh, former Tea Party congressman turned Democrats. Amazing I can do that without looking at my notes. And we have nothing to talk about. That doesn't mean that there are things, it doesn't mean there is this shit going on in the world today. it's that when Joe and I texted 10 minutes before the show,

we were like not super motivated to talk, but we still wanted to go live because it's been a couple weeks since you and I have done this because I had some stuff and you had some stuff. So here's what I'm going to do. By the way, by the way, before you get into what you're going to do, is part of the problem, you and I work our fucking asses off all week.

Is part of the problem like this is Friday and it's Friday afternoon and you and I are just spent? Is that part of the problem? I think it's a little bit of that. I think it's a little bit of like all the issues that are in the news are like things that we've talked about to death. Like did you know Trump is demented?

Did you know that the Epstein class is getting away with abusing kids? Like it's like we can keep doing that. And we'll do it. Don't get me wrong. But I think it's good to like change it a little bit. So here's what I'm going to do. So I was watching because I was five minutes late because I was finishing my lunch break. While I was on my lunch break, I was watching former President Barack Obama on Stephen Colbert show doing the Colbert questionnaire. And Joe, I think it'd be fun to put you through the Colbert questionnaire. I'll also give my answers, but just as a place to start. And people, as I ask these questions, drop your response in the chat because I want to know what you guys think too. So, Joe, what is your favorite?

What's the best sandwich?

That's the first question.

What's the best sandwich?

Pastrami on rye with cheddar cheese, not fucking Swiss cheese.

Okay.

All right.

You go.

I will.

I think it's a tie for me.

I really love a cheeseburger. And I think for me it's like a, it's probably like a smash burger, add bacon to it, ketchup and mustard on like a really good potato bun. Michael, cash a question. You're younger than I am. You're like in your 20s. Like I, what is a smash burger? It's just, the meat is just, it's just smashed down.

So, like, the juices stay with it. Like, it's really good. Have you never had one? Oh, I've never had a smash burger. Oh, my, next time you're, I make, guys, I make a really good smash burger. So, like, we will. Okay, you're a smash burger. I'm a pastramian rye. Pastrami on rice good.

My breakfast sandwich, though,

see, in the morning it's different

because I want like a nice bagel

from a Jewish deli. I am. I am. I am. Pistrami on rye is good. My breakfast sandwich, though, see, in the morning,

it's different because I want, like, a nice bagel from a Jewish deli, and I want, like, I want, like, sausage and cheese and, like, a little bit of, like, hot sauce, and, like, that's what I want. Like, a big over-easy egg. That's what I want. Like, a fucking hate bagels. Oh, you do? to hate. Oh, man.

Why, do you like donuts?

I don't really like a donut. I will eat them. I'm a big donut guy. Really? I will eat a donut, but like I'd rather have like a coffee roll or like a cinnamon roll. So do you, do you get some donuts? No, no, they're not fucking donuts. Is this good content for people?

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