Welcome to Welcome to Hell, the podcast for sinners, where you send us your vicious little tales of iniquity and we offer our infernal judgment.

So you died.

So you died.

So you died. Get over it.

We have. We have. La. No, don't cut that. Carry on. No. Lath through the Farrag Gate. And join us as we celebrate the Salatius, basking the Bithi, and revel in a good old Hethion Gothop. With me, Dane Buckley, comedian and lapsed angel. And me, Daniela Foxtrot, comedian and Hell's resident receptionist. Darlene. How are you? Darlong tea. Dahlong tea. I'm very well, darling. How are you? I'm well. Do you remember Oolong weight loss tea? Hold on. Is Oolong the smoky bacon one? I mean, Wu Long actually was the weight loss brand.

But isn't there, there's a tea that smells a smoky bacon?

I don't think it's... She's funky. As an intentionally or it just does. Yeah, it's like Sapsang Cholang? Lapsang Souchon. Very much like that. You left in a boy. I can't get behind her Yeah I don't like the puffed grains of rice ones either

Controversial I don't like it

You've seen my nudes

Hmm I can't get behind her. Yeah, I don't like the puffed grains of rice ones either. Controversial, I don't like it. You've seen my nudes. Do you remember Wu Long Tea? It was like, essentially, it was like, you'll... I don't. Speeds up the whatever, speeds up the metabolism makes you lose weight. All it actually did was give you diarrhea. Well, that's all we ever wanted. It's all one ever needs. I don't need that to have diarrhea.

I know you, to be fair. Welcome to my world. Diary City. Have you been? I've been well. What have you been up to? I've been to the theatre. Oh, she's cultured. I went to theatre. She's a cultured girl

Mother and I

Mother and I

Did you have ice cream in the interval

That's the main thing I need to know

No

Sochalij I went to theatre. She's a cultured girl. Mother and I. Mother and I. Did you have ice cream in the interval? That's the main thing I need to know. No. It's a Khalid. I don't generally actually at the not even like the mesh with their ginger flavour ice cream. I have an inspection. If there's something interesting, I might, I might have a ginger. I might have a ginger. Libby. Gibbet. If there was like fig leaf, yeah, you know I'm going in.

Mother and I went to see much ado with Tom Hiddleston in it.

Oh gosh.

Much ado about Loki.

Much ado about Loki.

It was fantastic.

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