Welcome to Welcome to Hell, the podcast for sinners, where you send us your tales of iniquity, and we offer our infernal judgment.

So you died, get over it. We have levitate through the fiery gates and

join us as we celebrate the salacious, bask in the bitchy and revel in a good old Fiasian

gossip. With me, Daniel Fox, comedian and hell's resident receptionist. And me, Dane Buckley,

comedian, a lapsed angel. Darling! Hello, sweetheart. Hello, darling. Lovely to see you in the flesh. Lovely to see your flesh. Lovely to see mine. There's so much of it these days. Rapidly less. Yes, rapidly less. Less and less. And my naked, no. I'm just wearing colorful. I saw a picture the other day. I thought, where is she? Where's she gone? Yes, thank you. Nothing of her.

Oh my gosh.

I sent you a screenshot, because I've lost, listen, a little bit of weight.

I sent you a screenshot of us, of one of us on the grid on Instagram where we'd put out like one of the Welcome Tell sketches from like a year and a half ago.

My gosh.

We look, we are like two shiny, chubby little puddings.

You know.

I look like I've won a competition to stand next to you.

You did.

You did.

And I look like, you know when your grandmother starts getting the Christmas pudding ready four months in advance in the bowl of the tea cloth? Yeah. Soaked fruit. Soaked fruit. Baged soaked fruit. I saw you in that. I was like, bless deviled eggs for becoming fans of us when we looked like that. But we, I picked the thumbnail for that. So at that point, I was going, yeah, that's a good one of me. Oh, it's a horror. Anyway, here we are.

I'm on cocktails. Right. Okay. All right, girl. I'm calling it a white lotus. A white lotus. Because it's, well, it's true. She's tropical. It takes a long time to get into. White. Yeah, it takes it slow. It's not as good as it was three seasons ago. Joe Jin.

Take a step.

What do you think?

White Lotus Thai land specifically.

White Lotus Season 3. Oh. Hmm. Hmm. That's, that's, we call in Britain tropical fruit juice. Yes. We, okay. Yeah. What is the, we can't remember. There's a juice drink. I believe it's European. I've only ever had fresh. I think it's French. It's called like... It's not this. It's like Viter 9 or like... Oh, okay. There is something like that. Like that and it's like a combination of carrot and orange. Oh, yes. And something and something else. Never did I ever have that. But we've got five alive over here. Yeah. Well, it's not that. But this says passion fruit, hints of pineapple. I'd say even a banana. He knows a banana. A little bit of rum. I was, bitch, I was just about to say white rum. Too late. I'm sorry, you don't get that point. I'm so sorry.

Time prolapsed.

Why are you giving me a nice one? What's going on? It's all I had. Right. I'm stealing you for the ones I'm going to feed you on tour. Which we're going on this week. Well, by the time this has gone out, we will have been on it. Hello. We are Scottish dates.

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