Welcome to Hell… School Toilet!

Welcome To Hell with Daniel Foxx & Dane Buckley

Daniel Foxx & Dane Buckley / Podcast House

Lgbt, Lgbtq+, Comedy, Uk Comedy, Queer, Thehellpod, Welcome To Hell, Dane Buckley, Hell, Daniel Foxx, Lgbtq

5 • 608 Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2024

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

In today’s episode the aunties are being *cultural*, and sampling a selection of Indian sweets brought in by Dane. Palates whetted, they then tuck into mains: and today’s special is an absolutely revolting story about a blocked school toilet. Hold on tight, it’s another classic day in Hell.

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0:00.0	Welcome to Welcome to Hell, the podcast for sinners, where you send us your tales of iniquity and we offer our infernal judgment.
0:18.0	So you died, get over it, honey. We have.
0:24.5	You think you're the first person to be turned to stone by a woman with an aggressive perm.
0:36.2	Polish up that limestone, toss a rat to those snakes, and head on down to the fiery gates for a good old-fashioned gossip with me, Daniel Fox, comedian, body double for Enya and Hell's resident receptionist. And me, Dane Buckley, comedian, sexy
0:38.7	gammon and lapsed angel. Darling. Hello, darling. Lovely to see you. Lovely to see you again.
0:45.1	What a sexy gammon sits across from me now. It's been a good four minutes, isn't it?
0:50.4	Coke, Coke glazed ham. Coke glazed ham. I used to.
0:54.7	Imagine how expensive.
0:57.6	To get all the cocaine.
0:59.5	Oh, okay.
1:00.4	Just a little joke from me.
1:01.5	One of my famous jokes that I like to tell off the street.
1:06.0	I'm on drinks today.
1:07.5	You are?
1:08.0	What are we having?
1:08.5	We're having a Patreon suggestion.
1:10.1	This is exciting. This is suggestion from Mia. Is it Mia or Maya? Oh, I would like it to be Maya. Just because, like the ancient civilization, the Mayans. What is it? MIA. Oh, from the singer MIA? Yeah. The singer MIA has written in. But if your name is Mia, also a very beautiful and unusual name and lovely,
1:29.4	with a drink suggestion called a Bielza Bubbly,
1:32.7	which I have put together.
1:34.3	Delicious.
1:35.1	It is, well, I want you to try it and tell me what's in it.
1:41.1	Hear the rattle of that.
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