Welcome to Welcome to Hell, the podcast for sinners, where you send us your tales of

iniquity and we offer our infernal judgment.

So you died, get over it, we have.

You think you're the first to be hypnotized by a camp snake and mulled by a colonial tiger?

Pull up those orange hot pants, sing an up-tempo duet with your bear and dance your way through the fiery gates for a good old-fashioned gossip with me, Daniel Fox, comedian, shellac nail ambassador and hell's resident receptionist.

And me, Dane Buckleyley comedian asian pair and lapsed

angel darling hello my love with that well well well you admit the truth orange hotpants there was a real

fight about this i in my memory yeah go on coloniser go on mowgli or mowgli mog? Mowgli had red little hot pants when he's running through the jungle. And to be fair to me, when you Google image it, some of the images are red and some of them are a burnt orange, as you said. Now, I then went back to the original and I watched a little bit of it and I was like, okay, they are. I sort of burnt orange, you are right.

Sorry, could you say that again?

I don't know what you're talking about now.

Darling, you're on cocktail duty. I am. What have you brought? The public have come to love and expect a sweet, sweet, strong desire from me. Yes. And I'm going to sidestep that that reputation.

Mm-hmm.

Because I'm going for something that's very popular with the queers.

Yeah. Yes. And I'm going to sidestep that, that reputation. Mm-hmm.

Because I'm going for something that's very popular with the queers. Yes. A gin and slim. It's a gin and slim. What are we having that with girls? Arth and a slice. Ars and a slice. Do you want that with arson a slice? Ah, for the gin and slim with an ice and a slice. I love a gin and slim with the niceness lines To Joan Crawford

To Joan Crawford. To Joan. Delicious. What a lovely, bitter, medicinal drink. That's the sound and the taste of me getting into the sized lower clothing. Oh, being one of those little bitches at the club that's like...

I'm actually on the... So I'm just having gin and slim. Yeah, but listen. I worked out the calories of our drink last time. Oh, four to thousand? Oh, my God, it's more than a Big Mac for the one drink, hasn't it? It's like having a souffle each time we record a podcast. It says the Queen who had like a white chocolate raspberry tea. I know. No, I'm not saying just both of them.

I mean, delicious and worth it.

But for someone that likes... It says the queen who had like a white chocolate raspberry tea. I know. No, I'm not saying just both of them.

I mean, delicious and worth it.

But for someone that likes the chukre, this is actually, oh, this is... Gin and Slim with Ice and a Slice. Her full name, her Christian name. So refreshing. Do you know about how gin and tonic come about? Yes, because you've told me, but it would be wrong with me to then take your story away from you by telling you go on.

My people. Well, quinine, which is in tonic, which is actually real tonic, when it turns blue under the club light, that's how you know it's real tonic, not the fake shit, what they just put in quinine flavor. Quinine is used in malaria.

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