Welcome To Hell... Hairspray!

Welcome To Hell with Daniel Foxx & Dane Buckley

Daniel Foxx & Dane Buckley / Podcast House

Lgbt, Lgbtq+, Comedy, Uk Comedy, Queer, Thehellpod, Welcome To Hell, Dane Buckley, Hell, Daniel Foxx, Lgbtq

5 • 608 Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2024

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

This is not really happening… you bet your life it is! In today’s episode the aunties discuss Tori Amos, Daniel’s epic battle with a stage curtain, and Dane actually aging for once. But why is no one talking about being hard whilst chewing gum? Then two naughty devilled eggs bring confessions of wedding day revenge and fighting off warlocks. Quite enough to be getting on with. As you were.

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0:00.0	The future is unpredictable at times, that the open university are the experts in distance learning, allowing you to fit study around your life.
0:11.3	What's more, you'll have support from dedicated tutors every step of the way.
0:16.1	Now, suddenly your possibilities are open.
0:20.2	Registered by the 9th of January to get started.
0:25.2	The Open University. The future is open. Welcome to Welcome to Hell, the podcast for sinners, where you send us your tales of iniquity, and we offer our infernal judgment.
0:50.1	So you died. Get over it. We have. You think you're the first one to be crushed between a giant lizard and a massive gorilla.
0:56.5	Excuse yourself from that menager-toire, plumb it off the skyscraper and carry straight on down to the fiery gates for a good old-fashioned gossip with me, Daniel Fox, Olympic scrapbooker, comedian and hell's resident receptionist.
1:08.7	And me, Dane Buckley, comedian, amusebush, and Lapsed Angel. Darling. Darling. We're using a few French faces now. Faces even. French faces. Tatti's obviously paid off. I'm doing my French face. But of gosh. Bit of gorse. And of course, people have loved our French penance. Yeah, the Fion. Yeah. So many people piling on the Instagram clip that we put out of that episode going, wow, these two guys are doing so. We literally said, Rander, as sort of guessing what Griner might be. And I think I said saucisson. The two words, the only two words you need to know to navigate. To be fair, compared to someone from Watford giving it like, Fulay Voo.
1:45.1	Fouleu, un a saucy soul. Well, shall I introduce a drink or would you like to go straight to what we've been up to? No, tell us about it. Come here. Does that, I forgot the order. When have we ever done it that way? Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. Stupid fucking bitch. Come here and slap yourself against my hand.
1:43.3	Is that from Will & Grace?
1:45.3	Doesn't Karen goes? that way. I'm sorry. You stupid fucking bitch. Come here and slap yourself against my hand.
2:03.0	Is that from Will & Grace?
2:04.6	Doesn't Karen goes?
2:07.1	I can't be bothered to slap yourself against my hands.
2:07.6	Yeah, yeah, you're right.
2:10.1	Yes, Dane is on drink duty.
2:12.1	We always have a little tipple down here in hell.
2:15.3	We like to slurp down a couple and then we have a drink.
2:18.0	So, have a little taste.
2:18.4	Okay.
2:23.4	Mm-hmm.
2:26.5	Oh.
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