Welcome To Hell... KissOhKissOh!
Welcome To Hell with Daniel Foxx & Dane Buckley
Daniel Foxx & Dane Buckley / Podcast House
5 • 608 Ratings
🗓️ 4 April 2024
⏱️ 35 minutes
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Summary
It’s another glorious day in hell, and another day that the infernal aunties begin the episode already mildly hammered. Dane airs his grudge against stingy hotels, TheRealDanielFoxxOfficialTM has something to say about Instagram handles, and a betrayal is revealed that may spell the end of the podcast.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Welcome to Hell, the podcast for sinners, where you send us your tales of Iniquity and we offer our infernal judgment. I'm a bit tipsy. Oh, really? It's just literally kicked in. Oh, God, just then and there. I feel a bit... Which one do you want to use to listen to this? Oh my God, is that my... It's my... My watch. What was that? It's my watch talking to us. Shut up. |
| 0:00.7 | I was like, why are the government... |
| 0:01.8 | Do you know, it once did that's my, my watch. What was that? It's my watch talking to us. |
| 0:22.0 | Shut up. |
| 0:22.6 | I was like, why are the government? You know, it once did that when I was on TV. I was once on TV being interviewed by a thing and, um, by a thing, by Laura Whitmore. And, um, who was lovely, but they were all, it was very like, don't have your phone in your pocket. make sure everything's on silent, make sure blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. |
| 0:18.9 | And I was like, yeah, cool. |
| 0:19.6 | And then in the middle of talking, |
| 0:21.0 | fucking Siri on my wrist just suddenly went... don't have your phone in your pocket, make sure everything's on silent, make sure blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, yeah, cool. |
| 0:37.7 | And then in the middle of talking, my fucking Siri on my wrist just suddenly went, sorry, I didn't quite catch that. |
| 0:43.0 | What was that? |
| 0:45.1 | Good Siri impression. |
| 1:00.4 | Welcome to Welcome to Hell, the podcast for sinners, where you send us your tales of iniquity, |
| 1:02.9 | and we offer our infernal judgment. |
| 1:05.6 | So you died, get over it, we have. |
| 1:09.7 | You think you're honestly the first one to be invited back to a Romanian Count's castle and realise it's not just a hickie he's giving you. |
| 1:12.6 | Cut the garlic out of your diet. |
| 1:14.5 | Steer clear of that aging UVA and advance through the fiery gates for a good old-fashioned gossip with me, |
| 1:20.8 | Daniel Fox, comedian, Academy Award winner for Best Eyeroll and Hell's Resident Receptionist. |
| 1:26.6 | And me, Dane Buckley, comedian, glitter in vaguely humanoid form and lapsed angel. Hello, darling. Darling. How are you? Tiddly winked. A little bit tidily winked. A little bit tidly winked. We've had a cocktail. We've, listen, peek behind the linen caton. There she is. |
| 1:44.3 | She's doing a peaking motion. |
| 1:46.0 | The name I used to. |
| 1:47.4 | Peaking motion. |
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