Welcome to Welcome to Hell, the podcast for sinners, where you send us your tales of iniquity, and we offer our infernal judgment.

So you died, get over it, we have. You think you're the first person to be struck by a flying farmhouse? Drag your way out from beneath that pinewood panelling. Snatch your ruby slippers back off that bimbo and make your way down to the fiery gates for a good old-fashioned gossip with me, Daniel Fox, comedian, Benny Jeserite Reverend Mother and Hell's resident receptionist. And me, Dane Buckley, comedian, husband whisperer and

lapsed angel. Darling! Darling! Uh, I went and saw June. I went and saw June too. That's lovely. Also,

hi, how are you? Good to see you. I'm obsessed with it. If anyone's not seen it, go and see it.

Just for all of the fabulous middle-aged to old women walking around in the most incredible. They're like magic space nuns and I'm obsessed. Did you go to school with some of them? Yes. Charlotte Rampling was in the year below me. I'm seeing it tonight. I know, and I'm very jealous. I was thinking about coming with you, but I thought...

Oh my God, that'd be cute.

I know, but then I thought minimise your time with him, so I thought...

Wouldn't be funny if you just didn't announce that, and you're just in the seat next to me. I would be in the seat behind because I would have paid for the premium seat. Hello, darling, how are you?

Very good, darling.

Yeah.

Did you just reach for the cocktail yet?

I reached for the cocktail to have a sip and then I realised you've not introduced.

It's Dane's cocktail this week.

Norty's smack bum. Very good, darling. Yeah. Did you just reach for the cocktail yet? I reached for the cocktail to have a sip and then I realized you've not introduced.

It's Dane's cocktail this week.

Norty's smack bum.

Smack bum.

I've never said that before.

I'll never be saying that again.

I don't know who that was.

Very, very sinister.

Thank you.

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