Welcome to Welcome to Hell, the podcast for sinners,

where you send us your tales of iniquity, and we offer our infernal judgment.

So you died, get over it, darling, we have.

You think you're the first ones

fall into a chocolate river and get sucked up an extraction tube. Towel off those chocolatey

legs, lodge your complaint with health and safety, and head on down through the fiery gates

for a good old-fashioned gossip with me, Daniel Fox, comedian, horse and hound model, and

Hell's resident receptionist. And me, Dane Buckley, comedian, retired dinner lady, and hell's resident receptionist.

And me, Dane Buckley, comedian, retired dinner lady, a lapsed angle.

Dahlig.

Dahlig.

My grandma is a retired dinner lady.

Is she?

She was dinner lady?

You've got her body.

Thank you.

Chocolate legs.

Was that directed at me?

That is the name of your only fans. Chocolatey legs. How are they? I am very well and very excited to be here. We've had, well, the listeners, we know this, but we had a couple of weeks off because of touring and all sorts of bits. We've just been so busy up and down the country. You had your nose redid. I had my nose redone.

Not for any aesthetic.

I just like to have it, you know,

smashed and reset in the exact same shape. Just to keep my surgeon's hand in. Just to keep you honest. Just to keep me honest. But we've seen a fair bit of each other despite the break, haven't we? We have. of we've been, well, you came to my birthday party.

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