Energy. Hi. Gay. Fabulous. Dick. Yeah. Fit called. Oh my God. Ha ha. Okay.

Summed up your career in one sentence.

Welcome to Welcome to Hell, the podcast for Nasty Little Sinners, where you send us your tales of iniquity and we offer our infernal judgment.

So you died, get over it, we have. Prance through the fiery gates and join us as we celebrate the salacious, bask in the bitchy, and revel in a good old-fashioned gossip.

With me, Daniel Fox, comedian and hell's resident receptionist.

And me, Dane Buckley, comedian and lapsed angel.

Darling.

Are we ever going to do it together again?

No, I decided to do it as badly as possible that time.

Like, as low energy and offbeat as I possibly could. I was so excited to hit it with you. And then I was like, ah, okay. Okay, right. Let's do a proper one. Three, two, one. Darl! Darling. I went in. I knew it. I went in at 10. And I saw, like, the happiness at your eyes that we were going to do it together.

Okay.

Let's do it.

Let's genuinely do it for the goodness of anything. Okay.

Three. What did you like the happiness at your eyes that we were going to do it together? Okay. Let's do it. Let's genuinely do a problem just for the goodness. Okay. Three, two, one. Darling. Darling. Help me fucking time. I have fallen for that. It is like having a dog when you go to like raise a ball and then you pretend to throw it and they run to the end of the field and then they come back. So excited to meet you there. But no, you just left me hanging. I'm alone on the stage. Next time. I promise. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, right. Are you on drinks? I am on drinks. She's on drinks. I call this Swamp thing. Swamp thing. Do you remember the film or the cartoon?

No.

Well, there wasn't a cartoon.

I'm getting confused of Toxic Crusaders. But there was like an old-fashioned horror movie, Swamp Thing. It's a quite a sexy monster. Was it a Goosebump's thing? It could have been as well. I remember goosebumps. My brother used to have the Goosebuby-looking man. Do you remember goosebumps?

Yeah, I do, yeah.

I used to think that was the top tier of horror.

Your man from...

I couldn't read it, but my brother read it and I used to be like, I can't open this books. That's horror. Ross from Friends is in the new one, isn't he? Goose bumps. Yeah. Oh, did they make it a TV show? I producer Ben, can you, is Ross from Friends in Goosebumps. David Schwimmer. David Schwinn is in goosebumps. It's a new movie. It's on Netflix. Well, I can't be watching it. Too terrifying for me. You know the only horror film I've ever watched is The Village. The scariest one. Oh my God, yeah. And fashionably correct. Red. I love the red. It's a bad color of me. I love the crimson robes that they drift about in. I quite fancy the monster at the end. This is a green juice. I think it's the one where it's just like a cylinder all the way down the bottle. And it's sort of slightly papery. What is that? Morning something. Yeah. There's a hummingbird on the front and she's seven pounds. And then it has alcohol in it.

Yeah, what alcohol? Vodka. Tequila. Is it, oh, God. Oh, you can't really taste the tequila through the green juice. No. Well, I will say, copyright, copyright. This is not far from a Cape Blanchet, which I made in season one. Well, no, because she's called Swamp Thing and this comes with information about David Schwimmer's career. But a Cape Blanchet is vodka

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