Welcome to Welcome to Hell, the podcast for sinners, where you send us your tales of iniquity, and we offer our infernal judgment.

So you died, get over it, we have. You honestly think you're the first one to be killed by a hairdresser and turned into a pie.

Peel off that crust, throw a shilling to Mrs. Lovett, and make your way through the fiery gates for a good old fashion gossip with me, Daniel Fox, comedian, liberated mannequin, and Hell's resident receptionist.

And me, Dane Buckley, comedian, T-slut, and Lapsed Angel.

Darling! Darling! Tea-slat and Lapsed Angel. Darling. Darling. Tea slut. Yeah. I really like that. Guess what? It's another very special episode this week. We have a new arrival. I can hear someone strutting towards the abyss. Can you? I can. We're going to find out all about their naughty little sins and process them through the unholy gates. But first of all, why don't you tell us about them, Dan? Well, I will. Thank you very much. Our guest today is a comedian, an author, a podcaster, a general multi-hyphenate talent from Denmark. They burst into the public eye after winning the prestigious Best Newcomer Award at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival 2015 and have gone on to tour multiple critically acclaimed sell-up shows around the UK. They have hosted hit podcasts such as BBC Sounds Bad People and Made of Human, have written books including Happy Fat and the soon to be released, Will I Ever Have Sex Again? And we'll soon be on tour with their new show, Banglord. Serve up the salt licorice, bust out the good lecker, and welcome to hell, Sophie Hagan.

Hi. It's so weird when you're nice to me. I know you've had to be, because you had to introduce

me, so you had to say facts about me, which are nice. But it's very strange.

Yeah. Me, uh, Sophie and I are good friends. Most of our WhatsApp conversation is me being

lightly mean. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm being directly... And you're being directly horrible. Yeah. Yeah.

And I'm being directly... And you're being directly horrible. I'm being like subtly politely mean and you're being Danishly mean. Oh yeah. I don't pick up on it when you're politely mean. Yeah, no. It's only when you write... Can I swear on this one? Yeah. Oh my God. When you write, fuck you, you bitch. You're stupid fucking bit. I'm like, okay, now I get it.

I think you might be mad.

Okay.

Hi.

Hi, thank you for having me.

Thank you for coming. when you're right, fuck you, you bitch. Stupid fucking bit. I'm like, okay, now I get it. I think you might be mad.

Okay.

Hi.

Hi, thank you for having me.

Thank you for coming.

Very traditional in hell to always have a cocktail in our halls. Will you be joining us? I will. Then everyone reach towards... Dan, you're going to be mother this week, aren't you? Yes, I'm being mother this week.

Does that mean we have to suck it from your tit?

Suck it from the metallic teeth

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