Welcome to Welcome to Hell, the podcast for sinners, where you send us your tales of iniquity and we offer our infernal judgment.

I'm sorry. You look hilarious in the headphones.

How dare you? I'm so sorry. No. No, no. Keep them. No, I can't. But, oh, God. Anyway, I'm trying out headphones. I'm doing one ear on, one ear off. You look like you've been in a car crash. So you died, get over it. Well, don't fucking do it now. No, I have to do my bit. The fans have come to love and appreciate that bit. They told me.

I'm going to start again.

Okay. Welcome to Welcome to Hell, the podcast for sinners, where you send us your tales of Iniquity and we offer our

infernal judgment. So you died, get over it, we have. You think you're the first one to come down awkwardly on a traffic cone? Dan's had one lodged in him since 97. Yes, thank you for that. So clenched those cheeks and waddle through the fiery gates for a good old fashion gossip with me, Daniel Fox, comedian, brow choreographer, and Hell's resident receptionist.

And me, Dane, comedian, brow choreographer and

Hell's resident receptionist. And me, Dane Buckley, comedian, carbohydrate enthusiast, and

Lapsed Angel. Darling. Darling! Um, we're trying out headphones. Yeah, although I noticed you

were looking at the camera sneakily there. I'm going to start looking at the camera more. I gave the

camera a little sort of little

little little

well I did a bit

of brow choreography um Dane has just laughed at me in the most insulting and horrible way for how I look in this I think I look very professional oh you look like you're a flight simulator but you'll never get into a real plane okay you've gone for one ear on one ear off

we're recording on the studio

can you turn it up for the harmony

yeah flight simulator but you'll never get into a real plane. Okay. You've gone for one ear on one ear off.

Yeah, we're recording in the studio.

Can you turn it up for the harmony?

Yeah.

Let's do harmony.

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