Welcome to Welcome to Hell, the podcast where you send us your tales of sin and we offer our infernal judgment.

Join us each week as we celebrate the salacious, bask in the bitchy, and enjoy a good old-fashioned gossip. So you tripped and got fed through a wood chipper. Who hasn't? You looked lovely. Don't you just? So brush off what's left of that skin and step through the fiery gates. There you will find me, Daniel Fox, comedian, retired twink and hell's resident receptionist and me Dane Buckley comedian black belt and

contemporary dance and rogue angel darling.

Hi darling.

Very exciting episode this week. It is our first guest episode.

That's official guest.

I think I hear a new soul plummeting down the shoot as we speak.

We've got a guest, don't we?

We do.

Once a month we're inviting a celebrated sinner to join us in the boudoir, and we are starting with a very fabulous one. Why don't you tell us about them? Our very first guest is one of the nation's most cherished comedians, presenters and dapper dresses, hot on the hills from the release of his gorgeous autobiography too much. He's currently touring the UK with a show completely

and will be on all over our screens and airwaves as the host of The Apprentice, you're fired,

as well as his very own Virgin Radio comedy show, smarten yourselves up, sit up straight,

get the good china out, and welcome to hell, M&S's very own Sir Tom Allen.

Hi, Tom.

Well, what a lovely welcome.

Welcome to help.

And can I just say, as a podcast, this is too much.

That is.

This, you two, me.

How many candelabras have we got in here?

For anyone joining us just on audio, you can find us on YouTube where you will see two pewter candelabras.

About nine red and yellow, like we're in, it's a real boudoir vibe going on.

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