Welcome to Welcome to Hell, the podcast for sinners, where you send us your tales of iniquity, and we offer our infernal judgment.

So you died, get over it, we have. You think you're the first one to have all your

hawkrocks is destroyed. Wrap that snake around your neck. Get yourself a routine rhinoplasty and glide

through the fiery gates for a good old fashion gossip with me, Daniel Fox, comedian, all but a croissant

and hell's resident receptionist. And me, Dane Buckley, comedian, gay cookie monster and rogue angel. Darling. Darling. Hello, how you doing? Hi. You've had quite the journey in. There was a landslide. There was a landslide, which, you know, is a great Stevie Nix song, but it was so dramatic. On the train. Oh, I didn't really get involved with the details. I figure on the land. Yeah, yeah. But it affected the train.

Yeah, yeah. Just to say, Dane wasn't actually caught in a torrent of crushing earth as much as... I mean, if anyone had to be. But that happened on the train on the way in. I'm here. I'm technically on time. Technically on time. It's very technically on time. But I can tell you, I got off that train needing a wee, and they are two superpowers.

Gay man walking speed who needs a wee. There was just smoke. Roadrunner had nothing on me. You know, absolutely. And also, the groans of ecstasy I let out doing that wee. I thought that, I was wondering what was going on in there. Honestly, Blue Wh stopped mid-swim. Gosh, you know, we need to be getting on with this podcast and it's just rubbing one away. But I'm here. I'm technically on time. Shut up. She's technically on time. Hey. Hi. Hello. Cocktails. I'm being mother this week.

Well, listen, can I say that these now we're practically famous?

The podcast is out there now.

Yes.

These are getting a lot of love these beakers.

Right.

Hey, listener, this is the first episode that we, hey, we're breaking the spell here.

This is the first episode that we are recording

since the podcast was released because initially we had a few weeks in the studio before release

time. We recorded some things ahead of time. Released or like premiered? Premered. Because I do

believe premiered at what again on the chart? Oh I think it was number 10 in all charts. Gosh, I think it was number 10 on every debuting at number 10 on every chart. Gosh. It's interesting to say that, isn't it? It feels good in the mouth to... Doesn't it? What was the listener just saying? Charting artists. Yes. Yes, straight to the top 10 on spot. Harry Styles, who?

Who is she?

Don't know her.

Honestly, to everybody who's listened so far, thank you very, thank you very much.

You've made two elderly beautiful women very happy.

And Daniel.

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