Welcome To Chainsaw Season: Demo Day For College Football
Shutdown Fullcast
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4.8 • 3K Ratings
🗓️ 2 April 2025
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
- Holly contemplates some recreational tree surgery
- Meet a new Lady Uncle
- Major League Baseball injury report
- Requisitioning elements of other sports to build a better or at least more interesting form of college football
- Merch Madness totals announced and new PTKU initiative unveiled!
- The 2025 Charity Bowl begins on April 14
- Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Nick Kivi
- Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
- Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
- Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
- DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, the chainsaws stop, so we don't have to have open microphone input on my computer with five chainsaw season. |
| 0:08.2 | Truly, the changing of winter to spring as the chainsaws emerge from their chrysalises. |
| 0:14.4 | Now that I've called it chainsaw season, I have a confession. |
| 0:17.9 | This was, okay, like, Ryan, you saw the picture. |
| 0:22.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:22.5 | This is not an especially large tree around in circumference. |
| 0:29.2 | It's extremely tall. |
| 0:30.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:31.4 | It is not a very large tree, but it's also a fairly young tree. |
| 0:37.1 | And that makes its circumference, you know, somewhat uniform. |
| 0:40.5 | You know, it doesn't have, it doesn't have a lot of, like, big, low branches. |
| 0:46.2 | And I say all this to say that my first thought when I walked out in the driveway |
| 0:51.2 | and saw that the giant noise we had heard was a tree falling on the house. I was like, oh, shit, I'm glad that didn't hit anybody's car. |
| 0:59.0 | Because there was another work crew at the house already. |
| 1:02.4 | Mm-hmm. |
| 1:03.4 | And it didn't hit anybody's car. |
| 1:04.8 | My second thought was, I can probably just roll this off the roof. |
| 1:09.0 | I don't think that. |
| 1:10.1 | That's a normal feeling, I think. |
| 1:12.3 | Yeah, yeah, but we... |
| 1:14.6 | It's heavy, though, right? |
| 1:16.5 | I got a little further down the path of, I can handle this myself. |
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