Welcome To Chainsaw Season: Demo Day For College Football

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🗓️ 2 April 2025

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Holly contemplates some recreational tree surgery
Meet a new Lady Uncle
Major League Baseball injury report
Requisitioning elements of other sports to build a better or at least more interesting form of college football
Merch Madness totals announced and new PTKU initiative unveiled!
The 2025 Charity Bowl begins on April 14
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Nick Kivi
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

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0:00.0	Hey, the chainsaws stop, so we don't have to have open microphone input on my computer with five chainsaw season.
0:08.2	Truly, the changing of winter to spring as the chainsaws emerge from their chrysalises.
0:14.4	Now that I've called it chainsaw season, I have a confession.
0:17.9	This was, okay, like, Ryan, you saw the picture.
0:22.1	Yeah.
0:22.5	This is not an especially large tree around in circumference.
0:29.2	It's extremely tall.
0:30.7	Yeah.
0:31.4	It is not a very large tree, but it's also a fairly young tree.
0:37.1	And that makes its circumference, you know, somewhat uniform.
0:40.5	You know, it doesn't have, it doesn't have a lot of, like, big, low branches.
0:46.2	And I say all this to say that my first thought when I walked out in the driveway
0:51.2	and saw that the giant noise we had heard was a tree falling on the house. I was like, oh, shit, I'm glad that didn't hit anybody's car.
0:59.0	Because there was another work crew at the house already.
1:02.4	Mm-hmm.
1:03.4	And it didn't hit anybody's car.
1:04.8	My second thought was, I can probably just roll this off the roof.
1:09.0	I don't think that.
1:10.1	That's a normal feeling, I think.
1:12.3	Yeah, yeah, but we...
1:14.6	It's heavy, though, right?
1:16.5	I got a little further down the path of, I can handle this myself.
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