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🗓️ 26 March 2025

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Ryan shares his bold new vision for personal banking
Spencer gets a new nickname
Yes, Venom is also in this episode. You're welcome
A dive into the lore of Gatorlode®
"How do y'all vomit?"
This will eventually be known as "the Halle Berry episode" for a couple different reasons, and we're confident you will be surprised by both of them!
Tips for Men: Maximize productivity in your morning routines!
Is This Movie A Sports Movie? <--- discuss
It's Merch Madness time! What's that mean? Several things! First, we've got some new items up in the Shutdown Fullstore (www.preownedairboats.com) celebrating Protect Trans Kids University
But that's not all: From now through the end of the month (that month is March 2025), ALL proceeds from our store – PTKU gear, Antioch the Birthday Spider greeting cards, everything – will be divided evenly and donated to Trans Lifeline (https://translifeline.org/), the Transgender Law Center (https://transgenderlawcenter.org/), and Point of Pride (https://www.pointofpride.org/)
The celebration won't stop there; more about that at the end of the month
And coming up next month: The 2025 Charitibundi Bowl begins on April 14
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Becca Lynch
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

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0:00.0	I did have a thought today.
0:02.7	Banks should have sandwiches.
0:05.6	Go on.
0:07.1	Going to the bank, and I think post offices should have sandwiches too.
0:11.1	I don't need this to be the best sandwich possible, but I think every bank should have, and every post office should have a little kiosk or a little cart that's like, hey, also you can buy a sandwich here, if you would like.
0:27.9	Yeah?
0:28.7	Are we thinking like an automat or are we thinking like a cart manned by a friendly person?
0:35.6	As somebody who really enjoyed the mixed-up files of Mrs.
0:39.7	Basley from a while as a child, the automat is very appealing to me.
0:44.8	However, I would be fine with either option.
0:48.5	Like, I just think if I have to go wait in line at the post office, if I could stop on the
0:53.1	way, even if they were just like, hey,
0:54.6	do you want a hot dog for $2? I'd be like, yeah, I'll eat a hot dog in the bank line.
0:59.2	Why wouldn't I do that?
1:00.2	Did Costco more businesses?
1:02.6	Right.
1:03.6	Ryan, do you think this should go for like every public service type place, whether it's a public
1:10.2	or private institution, just anything where it's like,
1:12.4	you know, you're kind of just like milling around in a big herd.
1:16.0	I think if it's self-contained and it's probably going to have a line, yes.
1:21.8	I think, like, do I think old Navy should start selling sandwiches?
1:26.9	No, I don't think so. Like, I think Old Navy is geared selling sandwiches? No, I don't think so.
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