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Shutdown Fullcast
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4.8 • 3K Ratings
🗓️ 26 March 2025
⏱️ 88 minutes
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Summary
- Ryan shares his bold new vision for personal banking
- Spencer gets a new nickname
- Yes, Venom is also in this episode. You're welcome
- A dive into the lore of Gatorlode®
- "How do y'all vomit?"
- This will eventually be known as "the Halle Berry episode" for a couple different reasons, and we're confident you will be surprised by both of them!
- Tips for Men: Maximize productivity in your morning routines!
- Is This Movie A Sports Movie? <--- discuss
- It's Merch Madness time! What's that mean? Several things! First, we've got some new items up in the Shutdown Fullstore (www.preownedairboats.com) celebrating Protect Trans Kids University
- But that's not all: From now through the end of the month (that month is March 2025), ALL proceeds from our store – PTKU gear, Antioch the Birthday Spider greeting cards, everything – will be divided evenly and donated to Trans Lifeline (https://translifeline.org/), the Transgender Law Center (https://transgenderlawcenter.org/), and Point of Pride (https://www.pointofpride.org/)
- The celebration won't stop there; more about that at the end of the month
- And coming up next month: The 2025 Charitibundi Bowl begins on April 14
- Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Becca Lynch
- Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
- Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
- Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
- DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/
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| 0:00.0 | I did have a thought today. |
| 0:02.7 | Banks should have sandwiches. |
| 0:05.6 | Go on. |
| 0:07.1 | Going to the bank, and I think post offices should have sandwiches too. |
| 0:11.1 | I don't need this to be the best sandwich possible, but I think every bank should have, and every post office should have a little kiosk or a little cart that's like, hey, also you can buy a sandwich here, if you would like. |
| 0:27.9 | Yeah? |
| 0:28.7 | Are we thinking like an automat or are we thinking like a cart manned by a friendly person? |
| 0:35.6 | As somebody who really enjoyed the mixed-up files of Mrs. |
| 0:39.7 | Basley from a while as a child, the automat is very appealing to me. |
| 0:44.8 | However, I would be fine with either option. |
| 0:48.5 | Like, I just think if I have to go wait in line at the post office, if I could stop on the |
| 0:53.1 | way, even if they were just like, hey, |
| 0:54.6 | do you want a hot dog for $2? I'd be like, yeah, I'll eat a hot dog in the bank line. |
| 0:59.2 | Why wouldn't I do that? |
| 1:00.2 | Did Costco more businesses? |
| 1:02.6 | Right. |
| 1:03.6 | Ryan, do you think this should go for like every public service type place, whether it's a public |
| 1:10.2 | or private institution, just anything where it's like, |
| 1:12.4 | you know, you're kind of just like milling around in a big herd. |
| 1:16.0 | I think if it's self-contained and it's probably going to have a line, yes. |
| 1:21.8 | I think, like, do I think old Navy should start selling sandwiches? |
| 1:26.9 | No, I don't think so. Like, I think Old Navy is geared selling sandwiches? No, I don't think so. |
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