Some things are worth bragging about. Some things aren't. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Like, for example, worth bragging about when I was named Mr. Fallbrook Mall, 1989, as the

cutest baby this side of West Hollywood. I still think you are, Jack. Yeah. I mean, that's usually

when people ask me, like, what's Jeff like? That's the first thing I bring up. That's worth saying. Thank you for mentioning it. He was a hot baby. Something not worth bragging about when Brooke haggled at her son's elementary school bake sale, telling a seven-year-old, no, I won't pay 75 cents for a half dozen brownies.

You'll give those to me for free and then maybe I'll sign your t-shirt.

I mean, the kid learned something if you ask me.

Yeah, you're proud of it.

The reason I bring it up, though, is because a new list came out that asked people to share the weirdest flexes that they've ever heard somebody else say with a totally

straight face.

Yes.

Oh, this is going to be good.

So let's get into it.

Number 10 said one of my managers prided herself on being crazy busy.

She proudly told me she hasn't listened to any music in 15 years because she doesn't have the time.

That's impossible.

How do you avoid music?

I don't care.

What a stupid brag.

That sounds like a miserable life to me.

I need music to escape and calm down.

I feel like the only brag is how you get more PTO time.

How do you utilize that?

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