It's the radio segment that's proud to launch a brand new charity called Feed the Supermodels.

Oh, I love it.

Honestly.

They need it.

For just 12 cents a day, you can provide a runway diva with half a baby carrot pre-chewed for easier digestion.

I think the problem is they just don't eat it.

Like they can afford food.

I'm giving them fries.

I'm giving them fries.

Oh, yeah.

That's too much, Brooke.

But you can't help feed the Hadid's with laser stories.

The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does,

except we've got a laser.

Those are the catwalk queens just don't.

This first laser story is out of Spain.

44-year-old Antonio Delgado walked into a cafe and ordered a sandwich and a latte.

After they served him, he was told they were out of mayonnaise.

Oh, man, that's a big deal in Spain.

They love mayonnaise in Spain.

That's why surveillance cameras then showed him getting up from his table and talking to a waiter about it.

Then he went over to another waiter.

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