Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to the Stratable.

This week, the gents throw up in the pandora's box of Mother Nature.

Wade hosts and derides Mark Stumnails, but admires the Tartigrades.

Bob likes a good asking, but brings up body-snatching bugs to drive dead mantises.

Mark speaks of the unsavory in his online activities, but refutes the power of Blitzen and his bros.

From translucent head to shaved bears.

Heeeeees. It's time for... weird.

Now sit back. I prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hey everybody, welcome back to another episode of Distractable On today's host, Wade. Why?

Because I won. I am very, very reached-filled for something.

You're the angriest man.

I am, and if you ever cut me off again, I'll break all your fingers and feed them to my dogs.

I'm just kidding.

Hi Mark and Bob, my other hosts. How are you two doing friends?

Hello, what?

Good. Is this where I talk now? I don't want to interrupt you.

Yeah, well, me.

Oh, okay. Good. Yeah, I grew up very good. Yes, thank you.

Yeah, I'm good too. I'm doing real good.

That's great. Me too. I'm tired though.

Moving, as it turns out, is not fun, but we're getting there.

You guys have never been here before. This is a show where one of the three of us hosts,

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