Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to the Stractable. Now twice weekly.

This episode, the gents return to the deeply unusual. Mark Duke sent out with Adobe, an educate's all on examination.

Targeted Wade accidentally assorts his own family jewels, but makes an amazing shaggy.

Bob takes a property used to bunny, but knows his conjoined mice. From anti-agastics for rectums, to the triangle of fairness.

Yes, it's time for Weird Part 2. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hello and welcome to Distractable. My name is Markiplier and I'm your host for this week after sweeping last week's episode, or I guess, depending on when you're listening.

Could have been a few days ago because we upload two times a week now. I don't know if you knew that.

They probably didn't. If you are following, you would get notified of one episode are going up, and that way you would never miss an episode of Distractable because we've got some good stuff that's been coming out lately in this episode. There's no exception. How are you guys doing? Good.

Pretty good. Bob always tweets about it too, and I'm like, oh, I should tweet about it, and then you Instagram about it. I'm like, oh, I should Instagram about it, but I always forget to do that one.

Yeah, yeah. Well, if you guys were following everyone on their social media channels, you would also know whenever they're going up, except for mine because I'm behind on those social media posting stuff things.

He does it. He's doing it. It happens. I'm doing it. I don't work about it.

I don't work about a new episode. Mark, that's from two months ago. New episode. New episode. New to you all. If people are looking at the title of this episode, don't worry. It's new. Definitely new.

Oh, how are you guys doing? We don't know. What are you guys up to these days? How have you guys been? Oh, you know, good moving. Hopefully putting lots of time into Diablo 4 because I'm really excited for it. I hope it's really good.

I hope it doesn't let me down because Blizzard's on such a good track record lately. They can't possibly mess this up. Right? It's going to be great. Right guys. I'm going to love it. I'm going to be so happy. By the time this comes out, I'm going to be so happy.

Yeah, most of that was words. Yeah, I've been he's gone. Wait. Well, I'm doing great. Waits internet seems to be taking a break. But I'm I see you guys. Great. What's happening?

All right. So as we discovered our internet is still a problem. You'd think that we would change our lives to pick and emphasize our internet qualities. And yet we have not done that in our lives.

Fuck our dreams. Fuck our nightmares. We're going to beat the internet. I know that I could at any moment go and like rent an office or something and then get like business class.

Christine enterprise internet. You're in Cincinnati. The three of us together. I know we could. Oh man. But it would cost an arm in the leg and I hate talking with like those kind of customer service. I just recently had to fight with Adobe because I pay for multiple licenses because I pay for my editors licenses and whatnot.

It's a business expense. I had six and I haven't used six. I've only used four. So I had to go. I was like, okay, let me just cancel two of those licenses. And I went to Adobe's website and I looked in the whole like professional manager and all the dashboard and stuff like that. And I was like, it's got to be an option. No, there isn't an option online just to click and turn off two licenses. You have to talk to their customer service to deactivate your licenses. And I was like, oh, well, that's a pain.

But okay, Lisa, the chat function to do that. So I clicked that and I go to the chat function and I'm talking to somebody and I'm like, hey, I have six licenses. I only use four. Can you can use cancel two licenses? Because they're like expensive per month per license. It's like 80 bucks a month for each license. So I'm like, I need to not pay for that. And then they went on this eternally long back and forth where they're like, well, how about we just pause your entire payment for three months?

And that way you save a lot of money. And then you'll resume it after three months. And I'm like, no, I am going to keep using them, but only four of them. I don't use six of them. And they're like, okay, okay. What if we pause payments for all your comfort three months? And then those lines for six months. And that way you save a lot of money. And I'm like, I'm still going to pay you money.

I just don't need two licenses. If you can't afford it, we can help you. We can finance your six licenses. Listen, I have a solution for you. If you pause three of them for two months and the other three for three months,

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