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WEIRD Here To Help: MILF Pants & The Witch Dietitian

We're Here to Help

Headgum

Comedy

4.94.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2026

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

What should one do with a cursed pair of pants gifted by one's doorknob of an ex-boyfriend? Also, we talk to a dietician who specializes in migranes AND hedge witchery. 

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0:00.0

Hax is back for its fifth and final season, and so is the Hacks podcast.

0:05.6

Join the Hacks creators and showrunners, Lucia and Yellow, Paul W. Downs, and Jen Statsky

0:11.0

as they unpack the Emmy-winning comedy series.

0:14.2

On each episode, hear stories from the set, what goes on in the writer's room, and how

0:18.5

these beloved characters close out their final season.

0:21.7

Watch Hacks streaming exclusively on HBO Max and listen to The Hacks podcast on HBO Max or wherever you get your podcasts.

0:32.2

We're here to help.

0:35.6

We're here, we're here, here, here, here, two, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, to help. We're here, we're here, here, here, here, here, to do, too, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, help.

0:42.4

With, with, with, risk and referencing.

0:45.8

We're here to help.

0:49.1

We're here to help.

0:52.1

Welcome back to another episode of Weird Here to Help with the wonderful Eric Edelstein and me, little Stevie Berg. Eric, how are you doing today, my friend? I'm so good, buddy. I'm so happy to be in here with you. Oh, yeah. Look at a couple of musicians just making jazz figure it out as we go. There's no plan. There's no sheet music. We're just feeling the space

1:11.6

and complement each other with a little bittlitt laxophone here and upright bass move.

1:16.4

You're Thelonious punk, dude. It's so cool. Thelonious punk. I like that. Steve, I'll say this.

1:21.5

These are some of the best calls we've ever had. We had, yeah, the calls you're Barry to hear

1:26.9

are so good. I'm just wowed. They're truly some of the best ones I think we've ever had, to be honest. And it's a lot of ways they helped us. Well, they always do, Eric. Yeah, we are. We are. We're working some progress. Absolutely. Eric, I don't know if I mentioned, I wanted to save it for the show. But I had an interesting week. Give me. A little bit. So this time of year in the Midwest, in the heartland of America, it is Morel Mushroom Season. Eric, have you ever had a Merrill mushroom? Oh, I love them. I do a dry fry.

2:01.5

There's nothing better. Just throw them in the pan, let the water come out.

2:03.4

Then you add the oil. Then you add the balsamic. Yeah. A bit of wine, Steve. Oh, yeah. Reduce that. Hope you're wearing cheap socks because they're going to get knocked right off. Well, you get. So the morose are the one mushroom, I think, and truffles, that you cannot grow.

2:17.6

They can't, they, you have to pick them naturally.

2:20.5

And so there's about a, you know, anywhere from a seven to ten day window where they pop up. So every year since I moved back to Nebraska, I go out with a couple buddies and we go morel hunting. And it so fun you're on all fours you're having to do

2:35.7

a lot of you know work you but you're finding these and i i got a grip of morels already processed

2:41.3

brine put in the freezer for a later this weekend i'm going to do a nice risotto with them a risotto

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