284: Hot Tub Guitar Chat & The Loin Tingler!
We're Here to Help
Headgum
4.9 • 4.5K Ratings
🗓️ 27 April 2026
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
The guys help a daughter protect her parents from negative AirBnb reviews. Then, they concoct a persona for a Ren Faire-themed wedding. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 229 "Vision Board Loophole (with Ophelia Lovibond).
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| 0:00.0 | This is a Headgum podcast. |
| 0:09.9 | Hax is back for its fifth and final season, and so is the Hacks podcast. |
| 0:15.6 | Join the Hacks creators and showrunners, Lucia and Yellow, Paul W. Downs, and Jen Statsky as they unpack the Emmy-winning |
| 0:22.7 | comedy series. On each episode, here's stories from the set, what goes on in the writer's room, |
| 0:28.3 | and how these beloved characters close out their final season. Watch Hacks streaming exclusively |
| 0:34.4 | on HBO Max and listen to The Hacks podcast on HBO Max or wherever you get your podcasts. And we are back, out, out. We're here, we're back. |
| 0:54.5 | And we are back. |
| 1:01.6 | We are back. |
| 1:05.8 | Jake. |
| 1:06.0 | What's your idea, Gareth? |
| 1:07.2 | Well, Jesse revealed something during the break, and I don't know if you want to talk about |
| 1:11.1 | this, but we talk a lot of times about the beauty of being able to do this show from our closets, |
| 1:17.6 | our hotel rooms. |
| 1:18.2 | Jesse, you son of a bitch. |
| 1:19.9 | And Jesse, Jesse revealed that a, Jesse revealed that a pee break. |
| 1:27.2 | Cut the grass, you see Jesse slivered around. Jesse revealed on a pee break. Cut the grass. |
| 1:28.0 | You see Jesse. |
| 1:29.1 | Slivered around. |
| 1:29.5 | Jesse revealed on a pee break about a half hour ago that you shut your camera off. |
| 1:35.9 | And the reason you shut your camera off was why, Jake? |
| 1:38.9 | Well, because we decided to take a bathroom break. |
| 1:41.8 | Why? |
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