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WEIRD Here To Help: Banshee Teams Meetings & Rose Quartz Lawn Care

We're Here to Help

Headgum

Comedy

4.94.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2026

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Yeah, Microsoft Teams meetings can be boring - except when they're haunted by Banshees. And how to turn your excessive backyard rose quartz into a trillion dollar industry.

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0:00.0

Hax is back for its fifth and final season, and so is the Hacks podcast.

0:05.6

Join the Hacks creators and showrunners, Lucia and Yellow, Paul W. Downs, and Jen Statsky

0:11.0

as they unpack the Emmy-winning comedy series.

0:14.2

On each episode, hear stories from the set, what goes on in the writer's room, and how

0:18.5

these beloved characters close out their final season.

0:21.3

Watch Hacks streaming exclusively on HBO Max and listen to The Hacks podcast on HBO Max or wherever you get your podcasts. To help. We're here, here, here, here, here, here, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, help.

0:42.4

With, with risk and messaging, we're here to, we're here to help.

0:52.2

Ladies and gentlemen, we're so excited to be back in your ears or your car speakers or your

0:59.5

collective subconscious.

1:00.6

Wherever you may be, Steve and I are here for you.

1:03.8

Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for another episode of Weird Here to Help.

1:10.8

My God, we harmonized. Eric, we harmonized there. That was perfect. We always harmonized, buddy. It's how we got this game. I won't say whenever you do like a podcast or something and like organically people are going to do like to say the same thing at the same time, it never works out. That worked out. It'll never be better than that going forward. So you heard the best of what we have. Eric, I want to tell you something. Let me tell you some. At least I'm switching curious. I'm fast. Give me. No, switch away. I want to, so look, in the 1990s, Eric, you know, I was very into, like, indie rock and kind of like punk rock culture. And I lived in Lawrence, Kansas. And I used to go to coffee shops.

1:46.7

I mean, living in the same time as William S. Burroughs and a lot of the beat poets that would come through there, their coffee shops were very important in Lawrence, Kansas.

1:54.4

And somewhere along the way, Eric, I lost touch with going into coffee shops.

1:59.2

But Eric, no more.

2:00.7

Because recently, I have found this place in downtown Omaha called Sozo. Sozo. It's called Sozo. How's that spelled? S-O-Z-O. And it is an old 1990s-v-vibed-out coffee shop that's underground. and I have found my new home.

2:18.0

I'm going to start going there multiple times a week.

2:20.2

I went there because I was like, you know what? I got to get out of the house. I got to do some work. And sometimes my kitty cats will distract me by wanting to play stick or me opening up and giving me treats. So I went there. I was like, I'll go for like an hour and just really bang it out. I was there for hours over-caffining myself, enjoying a pastry.

2:35.3

This place, they do, like, beat poetry at night.

2:37.8

They had a guy... and just really bang it out. I was there for hours overcafning myself, enjoying a pastry.

2:35.4

This place, they do like beat poetry at night.

2:37.8

They had a guy playing ambient keyboard in the actual coffee shop.

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