280: Carjacking & Water From The Bottom
We're Here to Help
Headgum
4.9 • 4.5K Ratings
🗓️ 13 April 2026
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
Jake and Gareth deliver a sample to the hospital, without doing anything illegal. Then, they invent an alibi for a caller who murdered her grandmother's violet. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 267 "Bad Girl of Trader Joe's."
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| 0:00.0 | This is a Headgum podcast. |
| 0:09.9 | Hax is back for its fifth and final season, and so is the Hacks podcast. |
| 0:15.6 | Join the Hacks creators and showrunners, Lucia and Yellow, Paul W. Downs, and Jen Statsky as they unpack the Emmy-winning |
| 0:22.7 | comedy series. On each episode, here's stories from the set, what goes on in the writer's room, |
| 0:28.3 | and how these beloved characters close out their final season. Watch Hacks streaming exclusively |
| 0:34.4 | on HBO Max and listen to The Hacks podcast on HBO Max or wherever you get your podcasts. And we are back, out, out. We're here. |
| 0:55.9 | We're here. |
| 0:58.0 | We're here. |
| 0:59.1 | Two out. |
| 1:00.0 | We're here. |
| 1:01.3 | Two out. |
| 1:04.5 | And we are back. |
| 1:06.4 | If we are. |
| 1:10.0 | We're here with Stevie Berg, too, for the intros. |
| 1:11.1 | Hey, guys., how you doing? |
| 1:28.2 | I'm Steve Berg, oh, Nebraska. Steve hot from the ads. We were just doing some ads and I decided, Gareth and I were just going to do a little bit of work this morning. I just sent a link to Steve. And Steve, you were singing little tags at the end of each ad. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Which one was your favorite? and can we get a taste to some of them? |
| 1:30.4 | Wayfair is just what Steve needs. |
| 1:28.1 | Do you remember? end of each ad. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Which one was your favorite, and can we get a taste to some of them? |
| 1:30.4 | Wayfar is just what Steve needs. |
| 1:33.6 | Do you remember any of the others besides that one? |
| 1:35.9 | Looking good in quince. |
| 1:38.7 | Which is a fun one because it really accentuates my lisp. |
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