Weenie of the Week: Friday, December 1st, 2023

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.4 • 30.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

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Dylan Sprouse body-shamed by Disney exec when he was a teen, told to look like brother Cole (Page Six) (40:24)
Dave Portnoy reveals reason behind Silvana Mojica split (Page Six) (52:02)
Subway Announces Footlong Cookies (PEOPLE) (59:51)

The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob)

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0:00.0	Good morning millennials.
0:03.0	millennials.
0:04.0	Welcome back to the toast day. And
0:15.0	ha,
0:20.0	Friday, got to get down on Friday,
0:22.0	got her get down on Friday.
0:25.0	Everybody is looking forward to the weekend, weekend.
0:29.0	Friday, Friday, getting down on Friday
0:35.0	down on Friday
0:40.0	Hello L'Ederdaloo,
0:41.0	Happy Friday.
0:42.0	Happy mother-fucking Friday, bitch.
0:45.4	It's exciting.
0:46.4	It's been actually, I feel like a very fair week.
0:49.3	Sometimes the week feels very long, sometimes the week feels short.
0:52.4	I feel like this week felt
0:53.6	I mean it's all subjective you know I feel like a newborn at home so it's it's been a
0:59.0	very long week like I'm so if you couldn't tell by my like, like little extra mf I put in the Friday song, like I'm overjoyed.
1:08.6	Overjoyed for this day of Fry.
1:10.6	Yeah, oh my god, we had a night. Oh my god, did we have a night? Like a real newborn. a for Theo to eat and we've been so like hell-bent on making sure he eats enough.
1:23.2	I think yesterday we really overfed him.
1:25.8	Oh my god was he shit in his pants every two hours last night?
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