Hardcore Christmas SMUT: Thursday, November 30th, 2023

The Toast

Dear Media

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.3 • 33.9K Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

1. Kourtney Kardashian ingests 'juicy placenta' after son Rocky's birth (Page Six) (32:07) 2. Kristin Cavallari reveals the 'hottest' guy she's ever hooked up with (Page Six) (39:10) 3. Jana Kramer stars in Lifetime's first Christmas movie with a sex scene (NY Post) (46:06) 4. Elon Musk to Advertisers Who Left X: "Go F**k Yourself" (The Hollywood Reporter) (56:35) 5. Aaron Rodgers Returns to Practice Field 11 Weeks After Achilles Surgery, Eyeing Dec. 24 Comeback (PEOPLE) (1:04:43) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Camper and The Counselor by Jackie Oshry Merch The Toast Patreon Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Good morning millennials.
0:03.0	millennials.
0:04.0	Welcome back to the toast and happy Thursday.
0:06.0	Hope everybody's having a great day thus far.
0:08.0	Hey, Jacks, I get darn.
0:10.0	I'm darn good. Happy Thursday latter half of the week.
0:12.0	Garjust Tings. Oh my. good happy Thursday latter half of the week garges tings garges tings oh my god
0:17.0	garges tings garges tangs
0:20.0	i can't go cross-eyed but if i could
0:22.4	one of the time.
0:23.8	One of my absolute favorite things on the planet
0:26.7	to do is to like go cross-eyed.
0:29.2	I think it's one of my greatest talents.
0:31.0	I've recently started incorporating it into my comedy.
0:33.8	It's pure comedy.
0:35.4	It's pure comedy.
0:36.1	And as a kid, I was told a thousand times
0:39.1	you're gonna get stuck that way.
0:40.5	So I used to be really afraid to do it.
0:41.9	And then a few years ago, I was like,
0:43.0	wait, I'm not going to get stuck that way.
0:45.0	Like, what if I just?
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