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Hello, the internet, and welcome to this episode of the weekly zeitgeist.

These are some of our favorite segments from this week, all edited together into one

non-stop infotain, laugh stravaganza.

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So without further ado, here is the weekly zeitgeist.

What is something from your search history that's revealing about who you are or what you

into right now?

Um, I looked through a couple of the more recent searches on my Google,

and I'll spare you the boring porn searches,

because once you've searched one, you've searched them all.

Well, what are they?

No shit.

I'm trying to know. What are you getting down with? Underperforming college student begs professor for a better grade and finds a huge surprise waiting under his desk. I search those exact words. It's called a knock on a variety. I like this underperforming. I like that he's academically challenged. I like that's part of the fantasy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, on a variety. I like that he's underperforming. I like that he's academically challenged.

I like that's part of the fantasy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like, oh, man, especially with that. He got that, he got that, like, academic scholarship. If he fucks up, the money's going to go, poof. So what's he going to do? What's he going to do? he's got to get a good grade

and Econ 301.

And his professor is so cute.

I mean, how does he have that dream? you're going to do. He's got to get a good grade and Econ 301.

And his professor is so cute. I mean, how does he have that dreamy hair? And he's always

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