I'm going to be performing my new hour, May 6th, the New York City.

Sick.

And May 8th and 9th in Washington, D.C., my hometown.

Oh, I went to college in D.C.

Oh, really? Where? I went to G.W. Cool. I grew up in Georgetown, so. Oh, yeah. I worked in Georgetown at Bridge Storebooks. Love that. Yeah. My wife is from Tacoma Park, Maryland. We love Tacoma. I actually do love Tacoma. My friend, one of my best friends from growing up lives there. And when I was younger, I was jealous of everyone they grew up there because it was like the hippie town. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Because like people would have like crops in their front yard and ducks and like all this shit. And I was like, this is legit. And like porch fest when it's like everyone comes out and like plays music on their porch. So fucking cute. And you're like they're going to be doing bluegrass over here. There's jazz over here. Every time I go, I'm like, this feels like a fucking bit. I know. It kind of feels culty. There's something cultish about Tacoma Park. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's something. I mean, it's such a specific vibe. It's like that one place in Arizona.

Yeah. You know what I'm talking about? Sedona? Yeah, the little, yeah, the little artist commune situation and everyone is also a little bit cultish. Interesting because so many bureaucrats live there, but they're like also hippie and there's, they're like one of the first, they like had like, we will not be powered by atomic energy like in the 80s.

And it's like, you were. and there's they're like one of the first they like had like we will not be powered by atomic energy like

in the 80s and it's like yeah you are never going to be it's like yeah we're not going to be just

they're never going to be honey so don't get it twisted i love being like i'm not going to the party

i wasn't invited to exactly so they hate a hate, a subway opened, like, on the main drag, like years ago and someone threw a brick through the window to be like, get the chains up. I think it was the purple. I think they extended it. They made a new line. I think they made a purple line. And I think that that was a part of it because the Red Line always went to Tacoma.

No, I met like a subway sandwich shop.

Oh, even a subway station.

I was like, the Red Line was Tacoma.

They were like, we don't like chains.

Don't bring no subway sandwich franchise in here through a brick through the window.

Period.

And that is how we should be revulsed.

I love that shit. Yeah. Just letting people know, just like a low key, just like, fuck, I'll brick your window. Well, you know the guy that like through the brick was like a teacher at my high school. You know what I mean? It's like that kind of. Yeah. Yeah. That's so cute. I know. this is just step one. The dominoes are falling.

Exactly.

Next thing you know, we're going to have a bus boy and poets on the corner.

Exactly.

And they do.

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