What's up everybody? Welcome back. Happy Skews Day to you. It's August 12th,

2025. We're recording this on Monday, August 11th at about 1.30 p.m. on the left coast.

This is weekly skews on Trey, and that's Mark. Mark, I like your hat and color scheme. It's a little, it feels a little like 90s to me or something like that. A little throwback with like the teal and the pink and shit you got going on, you know? Okay, yeah, a little Miami Vice, a little vibe going on. I used to, I had a pair of, what did they, the long skateboarding shorts.

You called them Jams back in the day.

They were like really brightly colored. And they're my favorite pair of clothing, like fifth grade. I would wash them every day and wear them every day. But kids would believe I wash them so they'd make fun of me. So that's a little, a little throwback. Before we get, we're talking about Trump's takeover of D.C.

plus a few other things today.

But I wanted to, before we get to the show, I wanted to do an update a story we talked about last week, which is that the media finally got to the bottom of the WNBA Dildo Gate, you know, the wave of sex toy, stochastic terrorism that's been plaguing women's basketball. Yes.

You'll never guess,

Trey,

with some crypto fucking dinguses.

Um, uh, Rism that's been plaguing women's basketball. Yes. You'll never guess, Trey, with some crypto fucking dinguses.

ESPN spoke anonymously with a man who, they got on a video call with him, which we'll

get to in a second.

But the guy, his internet handle is Lieutenant Daldo Rain, which is a match-up. I get it, you know.

It's like Aldo Rain from Inglorious Bastards, but it also participation or precipitation

of sex toys, you know, mixed up.

It's rain and dildos in here.

I get it.

Yeah. So the way they were able to prove these reporters that it's him is like the edge

he showed him screen grabbed and the video call of like them planning the thing before it went viral.

So he's promoted. He said,

Deldo said, quote, we really wanted to make memes funny again, but that's their goal or whatever.

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