What's up everybody? Welcome back. Happy Skews Day to you. It is Tuesday, August 5th, 2025. We're coming to you, pre-recorded from Monday, August 4th at about 2 o'clock p.m. on the left coast.

That's where we are in the time space continuum right now. This is Weekly Skews. I'm Trey. That's Mark. How's it going, Mark? Good, man. Had a good weekend. I hope you did, too. Our president had an interesting weekend. He spent at feuding with Charlemagne the God and repositioning nuclear subs to threaten Russia with nuclear war, perhaps, because he saw a fake tweet from Dmitry Medvedev saying that Russia also had copies of Epstein's sex tapes.

Right.

Wait.

You said it was a fake clip?

Fake tweet, yeah.

Oh, I thought I saw, yeah. Isn't there a clip of some Russian guy that said something like it would be a mistake for him to assume that only Mossad has those tapes? That was Mavidav, but I thought it was a, maybe it was an idea. I'm not saying it wasn't fake. I just, of course, if it was fake, I just totally believe that it happened.

Also, don't speak Russian, so if they just put fake captions on it, we have to be AI.

But it doesn't speak Russian either. But like, our nation's ruler is slandering Charlemagne

while threatening invasion over insults to his sexual honor. This is such a middle

ages-ass problem we have right now.

Got that right. Well, time to bust up guillotains, I've been saying, but, you know. The guy of the middle ages already kind of solved this problem with the sexual honor invasion thing. Like the Habsburgs just had sex with each other, so it was no real problem, you know. Well, I mean, I'm sure Trump would be on board with that based on, you know, some of the rumors out there.

Yeah.

Before we go to the show, I wanted to, I want to check on random little, you know, cities

occasionally.

And let's talk about Nashville for a second, in your home state of Tennessee.

There's a fraud trial going on where a guy named Mark Jankbash,

Jankbox, sorry, I don't know how to say it.

Just call him Mark.

Mark is on trial for fraud related to some car dealerships he owned or used to own.

He also owns a famous music venue called Plaza Mariah.

Last week's testimony featured a guy named Chad May, who showed up to testify wearing a

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