Welcome to the Total Soccer Show weekend review ladies and jeds. My name is Ryan Bailey. And joining

me is someone who'd never wear a t-shirt featuring the Virgin Mary and Baby Jesus while on the

touchline. It's Taylor Rockwell. Taylor, how are you? Never say never, but yes, you are correct, never.

Well, yeah, I mean, are you wearing it right now? Because I know you do have one. Just framed, and then I have my backups, like, preserved in plastic wrap just in case. I don't wear them unless I absolutely have to. I don't like to kind of break the mint condition situation. So this is a reference to the Coppa Libertadores final, which we're going to talk about later. That t-shirt, which has been wearing by Coach Kuka, it just reminded me of Ricky Bobby and him praying for the baby Jesus all the time. I thought it was wonderful. Just been born, t-shirt on, so we know he likes to party. Yeah, I think that's a good one, right? I'm going to come at you like a spider monkey later, Taylor. But anyway, I would introduce our other host on the show today

is someone who would never take more than two touches from a Jurd and Shakiri Cross. It's Graham Rutherland. Graham, how are you? I am good, Ryan, and that is correct the bit of me. Another correct assumption, you're on fire today. How are you? I'm very good. Thank you very much. I'm referencing there, of course,

the wonder goal that Liverpool scored against West Ham at West Ham this weekend. What did you

think of that one, Graham? For me, that was a goal of the season contended, potentially. For a

bit of context, this was a West Ham corner cleared by Andy Robertson, I believe, a ball force of Trent

Alexander, TAA, let ball force of Trent Alexander.

Alex, TAA, let's call him that. He switches the ball diagonally to, I think he's got two players

free there. Jerdin Shakiri takes a first touch, crosses it into Moser last path, beautifully

takes it down with his right foot, slots it home with his less foot. Goal of the season for

me, how did it feel for you?

Felt good for me.

Yeah, great goal.

I think what makes it is the finish. I love those finishes that it's all in one movement. So as you say, takes it down with his right, finishes with the left. And it's one of those finishes where you go, yeah, I definitely couldn't have done that. you know, there's a lot of goals where you think,

I might have been able to finish that one off.

That was one that I definitely wouldn't have done that. You know, there's a lot of goals where you think, I might have, I might have been able to finish that one off. That was one that I definitely wouldn't have been able to do. So yes, certainly a contender for goal of the season. Mosulah's got a nice touch, hasn't he? This isn't breaking news or anything? But no one talks about him like they talk about Tiago, where the ball sounds differently, like he's being cut with a pair of silk gloved hands or whatever people say about Tiago. But very, very impressive stuff. And the press into the box during that goal, Taylor, did you see this where Robertson and Henderson, Henderson playing a centerback was right there next to Salara as he took the shot? He's like, oh, you are playing a center, but yes, this team does like to push up the field. They do. I mean, I'm still bitter that my introduction was about an airbrush t-shirt and Graham got a man who doesn't need a second touch when it comes to playing for Liverpool. So that felt personally hurtful in attacking, and that's fine. Yeah, I think also this is sort of Liverpool, maybe feeling like they've got the chances there, and it reminds me of like Sergio Ramos bombing forward for around Madrid at certain points. So with Liverpool, I feel like, maybe you don't need to do that when you're up one-n-nale, but still go for it, why not? Get Jordan Henderson in there as well. Well, hang on, let's step back here. Would you rather be sort of a Swiss-Albanian nearly playing for Liverpool kind of player who you probably forgot about a few months ago?

Or would you rather be a coach at the Coppa Libertadores final in the Madocanar wearing the greatest t-shirt of all time?

I think I did you a great service there, frankly.

You did until you informed me about some of Cucka's problematic history, and I would say very problematic history. And on that note, I really don't want anything to do with Cucca. So once again, I will abstain from voting. All right, and let's abstain, while we're talking about things we should abstain from, Let's not talk about ASEW Wimbled and my team this weekend. We didn't have a great one.

I have so many notes. All right, and let's abstain, while we're talking about things we should abstain from, let's not talk about ASEW Wimbled and my team this weekend.

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