Hello,

Hello, happy holidays and welcome to the Total Soccer Show Weekend Review.

My name is Ryan Bailey and joining me to cast an eye over this past weekend's action

is a man from Scotland, a country that might soon be renamed Mactominee Land.

Graham Rutherland. Graham, how you doing?

I'm not bad, Ryan, but I think Scotland was

renamed Mactominy Land a while ago. We've been living with that for a bit now.

This is Scott McTominy's world. We're all just living in it, right? This has been a pretty special

weekend for him, has it not? Yeah, Scott McTominy and John McGinshire as well as the adjacent land.

I like it. So how are things in Glasgow at the moment, Graham?

You know, not great, kind of in keeping with the rest of the world, but we're doing okay.

I'm just resisting the urge not to dive into the Christmas turkey that's now in my fridge before the big day.

I had a pal who once mauled a Christmas ham on Christmas Eve after a few drinks and that did

not go down well in his household. Is your Christmas turkey cooked already? No, no. Well, yeah,

that would be, that's a point. I would need to cook it. I couldn't just go straight into the fridge unless I was being really primal and had quite a number of drinks. But yeah, I'm still resisting that urge.

That's good stuff. Oh, by the way, there's something I wanted to say a little bit of a tip for our listeners. I'm not going to insult you by trying to do a Scottish accent, Graham, but I have a tip for an American accent. If you want to say,

if you want to sound like you're saying, spice girls in Scottish, you say space ghettos,

space ghettos with an American accent. Ready for this, Graham?

Yep. Space ghettos. Space ghettos.

You like that? There's a bit of Scottish tips for you there, a dear listener. Space ghettos. Space ghettos. Very good.

You like that?

There's a bit of Scottish tips for you there, dear listener.

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