Welcome to the Total Soccer Show weekend review.

Mancity and Arsenal are storming through May, so the title race will go down to the final day.

For Arsenal this week, Leando Trossab was the hero after a helping hand from a dozy Kazimero.

Eric Tenhag's side was put together on the hoof, and it's got more holes in it than Old Trafford's roof. Sunthor City would have drama at Fulham, but there was none, except when Noel Gallagher refused to do the pos-none. Vincent Company's style of play has had some causation in the form of Burnley's relegation, and at Kenilworth Road,

there can't be much disputing that the top flight dream is over for poor old Luton.

Elsewhere, Levicus and Shono signs of fatigue Bologna are heading for the Champions League,

a Pulisic brace made for a joyful Milanese night, and when NYCFC went to Toronto, there was a big old fight. My name's Ryan Bailey, joining me today to review the weekend, your friend of my Taylor Rock. Hello, Taylor. Hello, as always, I appreciated and hated your introduction and equal measure. Thank you, Ryan Bailey. Nicely done. Was it the mean Kazimiro thing I said, Taylor, was it that? None of it was mean. It's just how accurate it all is. And then the Old Trafford roof falling in, which is apparently a thing that started over a decade ago and has not been repaired. If ever there were a good metaphor for the state of Manchester United, it is probably the leaking roof. Yes. Looks at when Alex Ferguson left. Looks at when leaking roof started. Oh,

correlation. Interesting. It's almost like he was responsible for everything and made all of the

decisions. And when he left, no one had prepared for that. And now maybe things have not gone well.

He was a real sailor. Famously, on that last game, was it West Brom in that final game he played?

We had the belt on with the hammer in it and the tape and everything.

You saw him walking off with it.

I'm downing tools.

You all would not hire the tie list I wanted.

I was there to do the work.

This is it for me.

I'm done.

And yes, he has honored that promise to not do any more roofing work at Old Trafford. And we've seen the consequences. Also joining us Taylor, man, who surely enjoy be rhyming none with Posnun. Joe Lowry. Hello, Joe. I loved it, Ryan. I always appreciate your rhymezone.com access every Monday morning. It really brightens the start of my week. Oh, Joe with the sausage production showing how it's made. Thank you very much indeed, Joe Lowry. You just heard his voice also. Graham, Big Thunder Mountain, Ruffin is here. Graham, I'm sorry, my friend. You had to suffer a relegation this weekend. Sterling Albin, your boys are dropping. I'm sorry. Hello, Ryan. Yes, not ideal, but this is my fourth relegation as a Stirling Al-Bian fan. I'm only 32, so that gives you an idea of how common it is for Stirling Albion to go up and come straight back down again. I am used to at this point, but nonetheless, still painful. Oh dear, painful indeed. If you'd like to see that pain manifested in video form listener, patreon.com slash total

soccer show is where you'll get our bonus content, bonus videos, including one with Graham

from the weekend. Go ahead, Graham. I was just going to trail your video from the Charlotte FC game,

which is the best Patreon content right now on TSS Plus. I very much enjoyed your video from the

Charlotte game and predict that your youngest daughter will have a big future in comedy. She's hilarious. Thank you very much, Graham. That's kind of you to say. Yes, listen, if you want to see me exploiting my kids for the Patreon, you can see a video of me at the weekend where they were very much front and centre, and it is very good if I don't say so myself.

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