Welcome to the Total Soccer Show weekend review.

The Premier League title race still has two runners after big wins from Man City and the Gunners.

Liverpool put on a show from which they can take some heart, but then again they beat a spurs team that's falling apart.

Bernie looks set for the drop unless some abnormal results are factors and they'll be replaced by

the boys who like tractors.

That's it, which by the way, and next season the top flight will be fearing.

The team whose shirts are sponsored by Ed Shearren.

Meanwhile, Real Madrid celebrated league of title number 36, while Duke Bellingham

added another goal in the mix, and Levitin are showing no signs of being depleted, as they make

it 48 games undefeated, and Leo Messi's goal contribution straight persists. This weekend, it was a goal

and just the five assists. My name's Ryan Bailey

joining me today, Taylor Rockwell. Hello, Taylor. Hello, you already had me laughing in your

introduction because last week I think you started off by tongue and cheek talking about the

records that Massey was setting and I feel like now you're fully embracing the goal contributions

numbers. Yeah, I just, I wonder if there's any records he's not going to break this year, Taylor. Like, I reckon he might go for a goal in one minutes from one through 90. Like, that might be his aim this year. Tallest player. He will not be breaking the tallest player record. Unless maybe he, like, stands on Sergio Biscett's shoulders and they put a trench coat on. They could go that way. They could go that way. The Vince Adolkman from Bojerk Horseman technique. I like that a lot. Joe Lowry also with us. Hi, Joe. It's me. Hello, Ryan. How are you? I'm very good. Joe, can't help notice you're wearing a blazer and a scarf with no shirt on at the moment. Have you been inspired by any MLS coaches this weekend? Greg Vanney.

It took me a minute to figure out what that poll was.

Yeah, the flesh-colored cashmere sweater or whatever it was that Greg Vanney was wearing yesterday.

Not necessarily the look that I would have gone for, except obviously for my Monday morning recording sessions, as Ryan is details accurately.

In terms of sideline apparel, I would probably

go a different direction, but you know, Greg Vaney, you do you, boo. You do you. Indeed. And Graham

Rathven with us also. Hi, Graham. How are you? Hello, Ryan. I am very well. How are you? Are you still in

DIY hell? I have visions of you hammering a single nail into into a wall and the whole house collapsing

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