Welcome to the Total Soccer's Weekend

Welcome to the Total Soccer Show's weekend review.

The final bop between PEP and Clop was far from a flop in front of the cop,

as city in Liverpool ensured the action didn't stop.

But neither team finished the weekend on top as the gunners became the cream of the crop.

Elsewhere, Harry Kane brought the pain as By and made gains against mains. And Mbappy was unhappy while PSG played tippy-tappy. My name's Ryan Bailey, joining me today. Your friend and mine, Taylor Rockwell, hello, Taylor. Hello, that was a bop right off the top. I'm trying to continue the rhyming scheme. There's only so many of the words that rhyme with that, so I had to stop at that point, Taylor. I think you got them all. I think I may have reused top. That was excellent, Ryan Bailey. Well done. Oh, so kind. Joining us also, a Scott with greater longevity than Neil Warnock in Aberdeen. It's Graham Rudlin. Hello, Graham. Hello, Ryan Bailey. Yes, that is a low bar, 33 days for Mr. Warnock. He's already gone? He has already gone. Yes, yes. He left after Saturday's match. It was quite a wild ride. Neil Warnock, who we, I believe, messaged about not long ago to say, like, oh, he's taking over Aberdeen. Is already gone? So what went wrong, Graham? Aside from it being Aberdeen. Lost a lot of matches. Seemed to hate Aberdeen as much as Christian Remain is dead. In the soccer dispatch available in all email inboxes, there is a video link of Neil Warnock doing the press conference where he's saying, he's at the press conference at Aberdeen is saying like, my wife said, Aberdeen, are you sure? And he's in like a room full of Aberdeen people. And they're like, uh, uh, yeah, he clearly just didn't fancy it. Scottish football isn't for everyone. You and Neil Warnock, Ryan, you're in good company. Yeah, it's good. Yeah, yeah, fair enough. I probably have the same reaction in that press conference.

Yeah.

What is the...

What is the city that, Graham, you think, if you heard of a continental coach going there,

you would be like, that's not going to go well for them?

Is there a city in Scotland that you personally don't feel like hanging out in?

Dundee has a bit of a reputation.

It's had a bit of investment on the waterfront,

but further back from the waterfront,

yeah, wouldn't walk through those streets.

I feel a bit like Ryan Bailey turning my nose up at the north

in Dundee.

There are there as well.

And Crocdells, yeah.

I don't know what that means, but okay. Crocdlete. Come on. I hate myself. I hate myself. It's early. Sort of, kind of, not really. Anyway, Patreon.com slash total soccer show. For all our bonus content, we've got bonus episodes, bonus videos, access to our Discord where all the cool kids hanging out most recently or certainly over the weekend

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