Welcome to the Total Soccer Show. My name is Ryan Bailey, and this is The Weekend Review.

Joining me today is a man who's one of the most positive people I know. He's actually

happier than Oligona Salska watching Fred take a right-footed shot from outside the box. It's

Taylor Rockwell.

I feel like I'm supposed to, yes, Andrew here, but you also set me up to be angry from the

start. Thanks for that, buddy. How you doing? You can't be angry about Ollie's reaction to that

shot, can you? I absolutely can be. Well, more on that barrel of laugh games very shortly,

but joining Taylor and I is a man who has

more great points than Man United against Big Six opposition.

Graham Ruffin.

Yeah, that's not saying much this season, Ryan, given mine it, his record against top six.

But thank you anyway, thank you.

I'll take the problem.

I mean, great, great single points.

Is that what I meant?

Maybe that's what I meant.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure about that. Lots to talk about on this show, of course. Chelsea Man United being the big Premier League game, we're going to talk about this weekend. There was a big one in East Germany with Leipzig taking on Gladback that had plenty of goals, unlike the action from Stanford Bridge. Roma versus Milan coming up as well.

And we're going to go to Spain to see what Leo Messi and his crew are up to when members of the organisation are not being arrested.

But for the meantime, gents, my favourite moment of the weekend came in the Man City West Ham game.

I don't know if you saw this. It kind of went a little bit viral on social.

Thomas Suchek on his way into the stadium. As a sign of reported respect, you know, they have like the Man City logos on the floor sort of as you enter and there's another one like on this sort of blue carpet leading in.

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