Welcome to the Total Soccer Show's weekend review.

Sorry if you're a Spurs fan, but it has to be said, for the time being, North London is red.

By half time it looked like Arsenal were out of sight, but in the end, the result was uncomfortably tight.

Man City kept the pressure on with Erlinghall and joining the

party and Nottingham Forest had no tweets about the Luton VAR Illuminati. And it was bad news if you're a

Yergen Klop Simper, as Liverpool are finishing with a bit of a whimper. West Ham were the latest team

to dash the Red's dream, while Mosulah got really angry instead of scoring

for his team. Elsewhere, Lester came up and Sheffey United were put to the sword.

Juventus and Milan played a game that left us bored. PSG won the league and set themselves

apart and Leo Messi scored two goals in a place that's wicked smart. My name's Ryan Bailey joining me today. Someone who might have a slightly better Boston accent than me, Taylor Rockwell. Hello, Taylor, Rockwell. Smuggler and Bagla, that's what I got for you. That's Jason Manzukas' touchstones for the Boston accent. I still can't do it very well. Ryan, that was an incredible introduction. You've pretty much reviewed the weekend. Are we done? Can we go? Is that it? Yeah, you're welcome. Have a good show. Thank you very much.

We're off. Bye. Yeah. That really was excellent. You ran through it all, man. It was quite the weekend.

I think this is going to be a heavily Premier League-centric weekend because there were results

elsewhere, but it also kind of

feels like the Premier League is the most interesting league right now with how open things are to an

extent. I think that is a fair assessment of the situation we have right now, Taylor. Lots of Premier League

to talk about this weekend, but only two of us to do so. So we've gone from Awesome Forsome to Power Trio

to Grusome. Is that what we're going to call this? Yeah, let's do that. Not dynamic duo. Definitely not. Rus and Toosum. Joe Lowry out at some nuptials at the moment. And Graham, rather than still living the Orlando dream. You can see much of that Orlando dream, by the way. Patreon.com slash total soccer show.

If you watch some of Graham's bonus videos, he's been putting up, he went to an Orlando

City game this weekend, Taylor. And also he went to a soccer shop where I think he was happier

than he was at the soccer game. Yes, 100%. And I'm amazed that they were able to get him out

of that soccer shop based on the number of kits available and how happy he was.

I watched a lot of soccer this weekend in fairly varying levels of detail, but I will say

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