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Guaranteed Human.

When I woke up this morning, I was feeling pretty dangerous for on to Cincinnati.

It's my team.

It's my quarterback.

They are who we thought they were, and we let them off the horse.

Hello?

You play to win the game. they want you to cook the dinner

at least they ought to let you shop for some of the groceries and on the way up we're going to

buy the kneecap off playoffs you kidding me i'm just here so i won't get fine how can you not be romantic

about football how could you not be romantic about another episode of Bench with Bonetta?

Happy Tuesday, everybody.

We are recording this on Monday, October 31st.

And if you saw literally any piece of my social media on Sunday, you will know that I wore a bald cap for about six and a half hours. I was in the

makeup chair at an ungodly hour, getting every single piece of hair tucked away and glued down.

I am still finding pieces of glue behind my ears. I have some bald spots. So I am actually slowly but surely

turning into Brian Daible. If you have not seen these pictures, please do me a favor. Don't let that

bald cap go to waste. Go and look at my Instagram. I think I pulled it off, you guys. I think

that I pulled off Brian Daible. Graver, what did you think? Did you, did I tell you? Okay, I was this close to being Scott Hanson. I was this close to being Scott Hanson because he would have been very fun. He's got so many little mannerisms and so many quotes and so many lines that I could have just said all day long. but I wanted to go, something was urging me to go bald.

I just needed the bald cap on my head.

Yeah,

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