Week 2 Preview: Pitt's Butt Approaches

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🗓️ 6 September 2018

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

On paper, Week 2 is not as interesting as some other weeks of college football might be. Do not be fooled! These are the weeks when potential disaster awaits, like Georgia letting South Carolina hang around way too long and Georgia fans getting all worked up online. Or Kentucky could beat Florida! Or your cable box could get stuck on Virginia-Indiana! Important topics we cover include: - Ryan's proposal for Anxiety Week - Holly's breakdown of a Philadelphia insect theft - Spencer gets excited about the first Jimbo-Dabo showdown - Everyone else calls Spencer an idiot - Fun facts about the Iowa State coach who proved gambling and telecommuting go together perfectly - Penn State faces Pitt in Blake Bortleseseses ancestral spawning grounds - How Arizona State can win and lead to Mike Shanahan, Ohio State Head Coach - Tales of Overnapping - Liberty-Army, Your Facebook Uncle's Most Anticipated Game - Horse Skeletons and Matt Leinart's bartering success story - Again, Philadelphia Insect Theft Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the shutdown full cast.
0:04.1	Oh man, do we have a treat for you?
0:07.0	It's called week two.
0:08.8	And you know the part where, I don't know, sometimes you might feel like,
0:12.6	do I really understand what I'm looking at?
0:15.6	Do I need to hear from the experts?
0:17.4	What?
0:18.1	What's happening this week?
0:20.0	Because as far as I know, it's just, it's confusing and it might be nothing.
0:25.3	Listener, do I have a gift for you?
0:28.9	You know as much as anyone else does because that's what week two is.
0:32.4	Week two of the college football season, because that is what we discuss here on
0:36.8	America's only college football podcast week two, frankly, confusing.
0:44.4	Week two is the empty week two is the part of the word problem that does not.
0:48.4	It contains no information that actually gets you towards the answer.
0:51.8	Week two is the salad after the like five day
0:56.6	bachanalia that is week one.
0:59.6	Like week zero is your appetizer.
1:01.5	Week five is like a buffet inside the buffet.
1:05.7	You're in the secret buffet.
1:07.6	You're on the rooftop buffet.
1:10.4	Your your your your your body is an internal combustion buffet,
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