So you've decided to download the shutdown full cast live show and you're probably thinking this is going to be different.

The audio is going to be good because Ryan and Spencer and Jason are all in the same place so there's no weird Wi-Fi thing to blame.

And they didn't add a theater with professionals so there's not their own ineptitude to blame.

And these are totally reasonable expectations and I'm here to tell you that they are totally wrong because the shutdown full cast is cursed by a powerful audio hint.

There is nothing that we can't fuck up.

And if you don't believe me I'm just going to give you five seconds of sample audio from the live show right here.

Not even just like a little sort of tug.

We need full-on moon exposed to the world, cheeks, the whole ghastly thing.

So yeah, that's what the whole thing sounds like.

This one isn't even our fault. Somehow, miraculously.

I don't know what happened. I don't know why it's like this.

It's extremely on brand, thank God.

That's the only thing we have going for us at this point.

But this is your warning. It's an audio nightmare.

It gets loud. At points you're going to hear one part where it sounds like the podcast has been thrown into a washing machine

on a couple occasions. That's our colleague, but Elliott, walking across the stage with a leaf blower.

A thing we did ask him to do. So I guess that part is our fault.

Other than that, yeah man, I don't know what to tell you.

I'm sorry we're like this. We can't change.

If you did come to the live show, thank you very much.

It was really awesome to meet so many of you and have a really good time.

I think other than the fact that the audio is just horrid.

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